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Week 5 NFL Picks

Sunday, October 10th, 2010

***POST WAS UPDATED ON SUNDAY NIGHT WITH THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE***

Aye Repo’s Delight, How you like these picks patnah! Only 1 wrong going into the Sunday night game!

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I didnt get a chance to do my weekly picks last week (I dont think I would have do all that well anyway). But Here are week 5′s picks.

Winner in CAPS

Sunday
JAGS @ Bills
BUCS @ Bengals
FALCONS @ Browns
Rams @ LIONS
Chiefs @ COLTS
Packers @ REDSKINS
BEARS @ Panthers
Broncos @ RAVENS
Chargers @ RAIDERS (UPSET SPECIAL)
G-MEN @ Texans
SAINTS @ Cardinals
TITANS @ Cowboys
EAGLES @ 49ers

Monday
Vikings @ JETS

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NFL Week 3 Picks

Saturday, September 25th, 2010

I stunk it up last week with my picks, so Im not even gonna tell you how I did. If you really wanna know, use the search box on the left and type “Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit“.

Winners in all BOLD CAPS

Sunday
Titans @ GIANTS
Steelers @ BUCS
BENGALS @ Panthers
Browns @ RAVENS
Cowboys @ TEXANS
49ERS @ Chiefs
Lions @ VIKINGS
Bills @ PATRIOTS (you can put the house on this one)
Falcons @ SAINTS
REDSKINS @ Rams
EAGLES @ Jags
RAIDERS @ Cardinals
COLTS @ Broncos
Jets @ DOLPHINS

Monday
PACKERS @ Bears

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2010 NFL Picks Week 2

Friday, September 17th, 2010

I went 10 – 6 in week 1 so Im already off to a good start. Check out this weeks picks.

WINNERS IN CAPS

Steelers @ TITANS
Dolphins @ VIKINGS
Cardinals @ FALCONS
RAVENS @ Bangles
CHIEFS @ Browns
Bears @ COWBOYS
EAGLES @ Lions
Bills @ PACKERS
Seahawks @ BRONCOS
RAMS @ Raiders
TEXANS @ Redskins
PATRIOTS @ Jets
Jags @ CHARGERS
GIANTS @ Colts

Monday
SAINTS @ 49ers

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2010 NFL Picks Week 1

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

As you know every year I do my football picks and last season I went 178 – 74! And this year I plan on having a better record. So here we go:

Winners in CAPS

Thursday
Vikings @ SAINTS

Sunday
Browns @ BUCS
DOLPHINS @ Bills
Bengals @ PATRIOTS
COLTS @ Texans
BRONCOS @ Jags
FALCONS @ Steelers
Raiders @ TITANS
Panthers @ GIANTS
CARDINALS @ Rams
LIONS @ Bears
PACKERS @ Eagles
49ERS @ Seahawks
COWBOYS @ Redskins

Monday
RAVENS @ Jets
CHARGERS @ Chiefs

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Asshole of the Day Part 37: Lawrence Taylor

Saturday, May 8th, 2010

You asshole! I grew up in New Jersey as a big Giants fan. Needless to say that I cheered for LT to break quarterbacks in half like he did to Joe Thiesmann’s leg.

more after video

And I didnt care that he loved that booger sugar because it was the 80′s and everyone was buying beaks. But he crossed the line when you rape a 16-year old girl. What the hell am I gonna do with the Taylor throwback that I bought a couple years ago? I cant wear that to a kids party or to the playground or to the local high school. Its safer to wear a Ben Roethlisberger jersey than an a Taylor one. This guy was on Dancing With The Washed Up, he had a Slim Fast commercial, he was hobnobbing with The Donald. His life was going in the right direction. But he flushed it all away by getting all rapie. And get this, the best part is that his lawyer and wife are saying that he was set up.

With that being said, I think Lawrence Taylor is the leading candidate for Asshole of the Year.

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How Long For A Tebow Scandal?

Saturday, April 24th, 2010

How long before we hear about a chink in the armor of the all mighty Tim Tebow because of some kind of scandal? Heres my list of possible scandals:

He fathered 14 children in the Philippians
He’s the Donovan McNabb bank robber
He molested a priest
He cried for the first 24 picks, which caused the NFL Commissioner to force the Broncos to pick him at 25
He is the grand dragon for the Florida KKK chapter
He pissed in a Corona and gave it to his mom to drink
He was the camera man for that famous 2 girls 1 cup video
He piggy backed on all of Tigers ho’s
He dresses in womans clothes during the off-season
He will announce that he IS Jesus Christ