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Asshole of the Day Part 37: Lawrence Taylor

Saturday, May 8th, 2010

You asshole! I grew up in New Jersey as a big Giants fan. Needless to say that I cheered for LT to break quarterbacks in half like he did to Joe Thiesmann’s leg.

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And I didnt care that he loved that booger sugar because it was the 80′s and everyone was buying beaks. But he crossed the line when you rape a 16-year old girl. What the hell am I gonna do with the Taylor throwback that I bought a couple years ago? I cant wear that to a kids party or to the playground or to the local high school. Its safer to wear a Ben Roethlisberger jersey than an a Taylor one. This guy was on Dancing With The Washed Up, he had a Slim Fast commercial, he was hobnobbing with The Donald. His life was going in the right direction. But he flushed it all away by getting all rapie. And get this, the best part is that his lawyer and wife are saying that he was set up.

With that being said, I think Lawrence Taylor is the leading candidate for Asshole of the Year.

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Grandma and Grandson Sitting in a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

I just read that a grandmother and her grandson in Indiana are having a child together. GROSS!

According to Australia’s New Idea magazine, Pearl had a daughter, Lynette, who she gave up for adoption at age 18. In 1983, that daughter had a son, named Phil. After Lynette died of brain cancer, Phil decided to track down his grandmother:

“We both cried but kept talking for three hours,’ she says. ‘When he emailed me a photo, I thought what a handsome and sexy man he was before pinching myself – he was my grandson!”

The pair spent the first week shopping, bowling and eating out. During the second week, giggly on wine after a night out, Pearl decided she wasn’t going to deny her feelings anymore.

“I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,” Pearl says.

“I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.”

That night, grandmother and grandson became lovers.

The determined pair then decided to use Pearl’s retirement money to find a surrogate mother and buy a donor egg to inseminate with Phil’s sperm. They placed an ad asking for an open-minded surrogate, and Roxanne Campbell applied. The three met up a few times and hit it off.

“Initially I was shocked,” says Roxanne on learning the couple were related. “But they’re a brilliant pair and I saw how much they loved each other. I know the baby will be loved too.”

“Living with Phil as my life partner has been amazing. He cooks and cleans and we make love three times a week. We can’t keep our hands off each other.”

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Quadruple Amputee Was Cheating On Boyfriend Who Is Not Quadruple Amputee

Saturday, April 17th, 2010

I cant make this shit up, I wish I could, but I cant. Read this.

A St. Paul man charged with beating up a quadruple amputee last week admitted Monday that he hit the woman, but only after she hit him first.

A criminal complaint filed in Ramsey County District Court said that Jacoby Laquan Smith got angry at his girlfriend Tiesha Bell because she blocked his view of the television in their East Side apartment. He threw her to the floor and punched Bell in the face more than 10 times in the March 22 incident, according to the criminal complaint.

But in a telephone interview, Smith, 33, said the dispute with Bell, 28, started with an argument over whether she was seeing another man.

“I had been dealing with her cheating on me,” Smith said.

Smith said the argument escalated after “I turned on the TV and she got mad.”

“She punched me in the groin” Smith said. He said Bell also hit him with a coffee canister and a bedpan.

“It was full of pee,” he said.

In response, “I hit her once and that was it,” Smith said. “Maybe twice.”

Although Bell had both hands and part of both legs amputated because of a childhood illness, Smith said she can still be violent when she loses her temper.

“She’ll swing, push me down and choke me with her nubs,” Smith said. He said she also hit him with her wheelchair.

Bell on Monday agreed there was hitting on both sides. She said she plans to marry Smith and doesn’t want him to serve jail time.

“We both need anger management,” she said.

Smith has been charged with fifth degree assault, a misdemeanor, and interfering with a 911 call, a gross misdemeanor. He said he plans to turn himself into St. Paul police later this week.