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Report: That Yogurt Taste Like Sperm

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) – A woman claims that when she tasted a yogurt sample from Sunflower Market in northwest Albuquerque and immediately spit it out. According to the woman, the yogurt had “bodily fluid” in it.

The Albuquerque Police Department is investigating whether the woman’s claims can be substantiated.

Tuesday night detectives said a woman who was shopping at Sunflower Market on Corrales Road and Alameda tried a free yogurt sample. She told police she spit it out because it tasted like sperm.

Really? Here are some thoughts on the subject.

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Old White Guy Really Young Asian Guy

Friday, November 5th, 2010

A young airline passenger who disguised himself as an elderly man was intercepted after emerging from a toilet mid-flight without his silicone mask, according to reports.

Officials were notified of a “possible imposter” on an Air Canada flight originating from Hong Kong on Oct. 29. After arriving in Vancouver, the man was escorted off the flight and he subsequently made a claim for refugee protection.

More of this story after the jump…

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FarmVille Will Make You Shake A Baby

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

A 22-year-old mother from Jacksonville, Florida, has pleaded guilty to second-degree murder for shaking her 3-month-old son to death after his crying interrupted her FarmVille game.

The mother, Alexandra V. Tobias, was arrested in January and declared her plea on Wednesday before Circuit Judge Adrian G. Soud, The Florida Times-Union reports.

She told investigators that she shook the baby, smoked a cigarette “to compose herself,” and proceeded to shake him again. The baby may have hit his head during one of the two shakings, she said.

Picture of the mother after the jump…

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The Hottest Police Chief in the World

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Marisol Valles Garcia has been appointed as new Police Chief in a one of the most dangerous city’s in Mexico. The last Police Chief got his head chopped off, no bullshit. Whats awesome about Marisol? Shes only 20 years old! And cute as hell too!

More about this crazy ass Mexican girl after the jump…

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Tags: drugs, gang, Marisol Valles Garcia, mexico, news, police, turd ferguson

Arrested For Fingering Girls With His Carpal Tunnel Hands

Tuesday, October 12th, 2010

[Via BarstoolSports]

This guy was arrested for fingering girls and claiming it was carpal tunnel that made him do it.

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