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Its Hot In New York

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

This was the scene in New York’s Central Park yesterday because of the weather. Either that or New York has a serious homeless problem.

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Tags: central park, hot, new york, news, pic of the day, picture, weather

NFL Mock Draft

Friday, April 24th, 2009

Here is how I think things will pan out in the top ten.

  1. Detroit Lions: Matt Stafford, QB, Georgia
  2. St. Louis Rams: Jason Smith, OT, Baylor
  3. KC Chiefs: Aaron Curry, OLB, Wake Forest
  4. Seattle Seahawks: Mark Sanchez, QB, USC
  5. Cleveland Browns: Brian Orakpo, DE/OLB, Texas
  6. Cincinnati Bengals: Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech
  7. Oakland Raiders: Jeremy Maclin, WR, Mizzo
  8. Jacksonville Jaguars: Eugene Monroe, OT, Virginia
  9. Green Bay Packers: B.J. Raji, DT, Boston College
  10. San Francisco 49ers: Aaron Maybin, DE/LB, Penn State

Notables:
If you’re wondering where Rey Maualuga from USC will fall, its to the Redskins at 13. They wont be drafting a QB in the first round.

Knowshon Moreno of Georgia will drop to J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS! at #17.

Viking fans will be thrilled with Josh Freeman, Kansas State the QB.

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Tags: 2009 nfl draft, draft day, football, Mark Sanchez, Matt Stafford, Michael Crabtree, mock draft, nfl, Rey Maualuga, sports

Arrrg! Somali Pirate Picture

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Thats what a pirate looks like? Wheres the eye patch and shoulder parrot? Abdiwali Abdiqadir Muse is a real life pirate? He looks more like the guy who won the Boston Marathon. Growing up I always thought that pirates looked like this or like this guy. Even when I heard that one of them was captured, I thought he would look like that. Boy was I wrong.

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You know, that reminds me. I have a friend who I strongly believe has some sugar in his tank if you know what I mean, who just went on a cruise to the Eastern part of Africa. He told me that he hopes the ship will get taken over by pirates. Butt Pirates. He’s in for a shock when he see’s those Somali’s boarding the ship.

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Tags: Abdiwali Abdiqadir Muse, cruise ship, news, picture, pirate, somali, somalia

Asshole of the Day Part 8

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Todays Asshole of the Day: Glenn Beck

David Buckner was on Glenn Beck’s show the other night and told Glenn he was going to pass out. Apparently Glenn didnt believe him. What more did Buckner have to do? Say, “Aye, Asshole, Im about to pass out!”

Watch Glenn through this whole thing. Instead of stopping and offering him a seat, he shakes his hand. Oh yeah, shaking hands prevents fainting. Then after Buckner falls to the floor, Beck said, “Somebody help him please.” Um asshole, you’re standing right over him.

Other Assholes of the Day

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Asshole of the Day Part 6

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Todays Asshole of the Day: Nancy Grace

When is Nancy Grace going to let poor Kaylee Anthony rest in peace? This poor girl was murdered by America’s Hottest Murderer (who by the way I wouldnt mind giving her conjugal visits) like 8 months ago. She was buried I think in February and this cunt Nancy Grace is still talking about what should happen to Casey Anthony.

Message to Nancy Grace:
Drop it! American has had enough of this case. Why dont you do a show about all of the Black and Hispanic kids who are getting kidnapped and killed in the ghetto every day? We know whats gonna happen to Casey Anthony, she’s going to jail. And Im sure she’ll be some Bull Dykes wife in there too.

Other Assholes of the Day

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Tags: casey anthony, cunt, jail, kaylee anthony, milf, murder, nancy grace, news, racist

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