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	<description>Yeah, I&#039;ll take the condom thing for, uh... eight thou.</description>
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		<title>No iPhone 4 Cases for us Puerto Ricans</title>
		<link>http://www.turdfergusonblog.com/2010/07/31/no-iphone-4-cases-for-us-puerto-ricans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 18:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Turd Ferguson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuck you Apple! I was two days away from buying a brand new iPhone 4 but you can forget about it now.  The following article is from Consumerist.com that states Apple decided to cancel all orders being shipped to Puerto Rico after claiming that they were &#8220;unable to ship to an international address.&#8221;

Sorry Puerto [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dana Cant Backflip on Live TV</title>
		<link>http://www.turdfergusonblog.com/2010/07/16/dana-cant-backflip-on-live-tv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 01:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Turd Ferguson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How hilarious is this?  A New York news station was over some rich White people house showing off for what ever reason and the reporter wanted the privileged daughter of the house to do some back flips.  Why?  I have no F-ing clue.  As if we never seen a back flip [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WTF of the Week: Mother Bangs Her Son</title>
		<link>http://www.turdfergusonblog.com/2010/07/13/wtf-of-the-week-mother-bangs-her-son/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 01:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Turd Ferguson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aimee Sword her her son&#8217;s sword (pun intended) inside of her!  WHUT THE FUCK?!  She has been jailed after pleading guilty to having sex with the biological son she gave up for adoption and later tracked down on FaceBook.  

Detroit area mother Aimee L Sword, 36, apologised at her sentencing on Monday [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mullets Are Officially Illegal in Iran</title>
		<link>http://www.turdfergusonblog.com/2010/07/06/mullets-are-officially-illegal-in-iran/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 01:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Turd Ferguson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This comes as news to me too. I dont think I&#8217;ve ever seen an Iranian rocking the most famous hair style on the planet.  In fact, theres so few mullets in Iran that I thought the mullet was banned back in the 1940&#8217;s.  Either way, peep these mullets.










turd ferguson, mullets, iran, wtf, news, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How The Fuck Does This Happen?</title>
		<link>http://www.turdfergusonblog.com/2010/06/01/how-the-fuck-does-this-happen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 00:16:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Turd Ferguson</dc:creator>
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Seriously, how the fuck does that happen?  The Guatemalans are claiming that all of the crazy rain they&#8217;ve been having caused the Earth to just disappear in a perfect symmetrical circle.  I call BULLSHIT!  Theres no way rain could have caused that sinkhole.  Why?  Because its a perfect fucking circle [...]]]></description>
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