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	<description>Yeah, I&#039;ll take the condom thing for, uh... eight thou.</description>
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		<title>School Is A Lot More Fun Now-A-Days</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 01:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Bethyl Shepherd She&#8217;s a lot of fun. Oh she&#8217;s a teacher too. A teacher who has had 3-ways with 2 of her students! FUCKING AWESOME! Shepherd is accused of having a threesome with two 17-year-old&#8217;s in her car. Investigators claim Shepherd drove to a secluded spot on April 7th where she had sex with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Donald Trump: Get Over Yourself Bro</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 01:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier today President Obama finally proved that he is a citizen of the United States and Donald Trump is sucking his own dick because he thinks he&#8217;s the sole reason why. The first video is of Obama&#8217;s press conference with the birth certificate. The second is of Trump stroking himself on live TV. Now, if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LeBron&#8217;s Mom Got Locked Up&#8230; Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 17:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What-A-Beauty The mother of Miami Heat star LeBron James was arrested for simple battery and disorderly intoxication after a confrontation with a valet at Miami Beach&#8217;s Fontainebleau hotel Thursday morning. Gloria James, 43, was taken into custody after allegedly striking a valet at the posh hotel at 4441 Collins Ave. around 5 a.m., according a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dominique Wilkins Beats Down Former Ref</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 12:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*note to self* If Dominique Wilkins owes me money, and he doesn&#8217;t want to pay it back, just take the L and keep it moving. The man who allegedly attacked NBA Hall of Famer Dominique Wilkins after Wednesday night&#8217;s game said Wilkins owed him money, Atlanta police said.&#160; Rashan S. Michel, 36, was arrested and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Belinda Heggen For The Win</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 13:35:20 +0000</pubDate>
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