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Obama Needs To Man Up!

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

I just watched this video of President Barack Obama reaching out to the hands of these Russian cats and getting dissed. Now, I dont know if the Russians were waiting for Obama to give them a fist-bump instead of an old skool handshake or what? But if I were the Prez one of two things would have happened.

  1. I would have fucked somebody up.  Afterward I would have yelled them that “King Kong aint got shit on me!“
  2. I would have whipped my dick out and began to piss on them while I said “WHAT BITCHES?!”

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Message to Barack Obama:
Yo playah, man the fuck up! You cant go outside of Chicago’s West Side and act like a punk by allowing those Russians to not at least give you dap, son. I can see a Kim Jong Il disrespecting you, but a Russian? By the time you got to the 3rd guy you should have been like, “Yo my nig… whats your problem?”

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Keep Fucking That Chicken

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

When I was growing up Ernie Anastos was on I think channel 7, which was ABC but now he’s on Fox. Maybe he wants out of that network. Listen but watch the reaction of the semi-cute Black anchor woman.

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News Guy Slaps Michael Jackson Fan

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

To bad this didnt escalate faster so we would have been able to see a beat down on the news. How awesome would that have been? Because lets be real here, EVERY Michael Jackson fan deserves to get slapped back into reality. But it looks like to me that the news guy “on the scene” didnt want any part of that story.

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Classic Video: “I Like Turtles”

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

I could watch this video all day long.

This guy likes turtles too

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Asshole of the Day Part 8

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Todays Asshole of the Day: Glenn Beck

David Buckner was on Glenn Beck’s show the other night and told Glenn he was going to pass out. Apparently Glenn didnt believe him. What more did Buckner have to do? Say, “Aye, Asshole, Im about to pass out!”

Watch Glenn through this whole thing. Instead of stopping and offering him a seat, he shakes his hand. Oh yeah, shaking hands prevents fainting. Then after Buckner falls to the floor, Beck said, “Somebody help him please.” Um asshole, you’re standing right over him.

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