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Anderson Cooper is a Gay Clark Kent
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010You’ve all heard the rumor that CNN’s Anderson Cooper is a closeted homo. Well I’ll tell you what, he’s more of a man than I am. Watch him spring into action like Clark Kent turning into Superman. I would have just left that kid there. Scratch that, I would have never gone to Haiti!
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Obama Needs To Man Up!
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009I just watched this video of President Barack Obama reaching out to the hands of these Russian cats and getting dissed. Now, I dont know if the Russians were waiting for Obama to give them a fist-bump instead of an old skool handshake or what? But if I were the Prez one of two things would have happened.
- I would have fucked somebody up. Afterward I would have yelled them that “King Kong aint got shit on me!“
- I would have whipped my dick out and began to piss on them while I said “WHAT BITCHES?!”
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Message to Barack Obama:
Yo playah, man the fuck up! You cant go outside of Chicago’s West Side and act like a punk by allowing those Russians to not at least give you dap, son. I can see a Kim Jong Il disrespecting you, but a Russian? By the time you got to the 3rd guy you should have been like, “Yo my nig… whats your problem?”
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