I used to spend a lot time rubbing one out to Jessica Simpson. But after see these pictures I started to wonder if the Dallas Cowboys were holding open try outs to play line backer. Which leads me to the conclusion that Romo is dating a line backer.
Look at those flabby ass wings!
Sammy Davis Jr impression.
Poor girl is suffering from Nasatall… NO ASS AT ALL!
Did the fat Jessica Simpson eat this Jessica Simpson?
Its cold in the Chi. I woke up this morning to -5 degrees. I have always wondered how much of a fight the Indians put up when the Pilgrims showed up in the dead of summer and said, “How… we want this land you Indians call Chicago.” Im almost 100% sure the Indians said to each other, “Lets pack our shit before the winter comes and they change their minds!”
Picture is from my car.
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