Last night finally gave in and took the wife to see Avatar at the IMAX in 3D. Great movie. But after I watched it I said to myself, “Do I want to live on Pandora?” I then quickly answered my questions, “Fuck NO!” I started thinking about all of those retards who are depressed that they cant live on Pandora and those idiots who are killing themselves. What assholes. Those blue people lived in a fucking tree like the Berenstain Bears. I mean, I got a big ass tree in my back yard, but Im not looking to live in it. Its fucking cold out there! Plus, those blue people were like 15 feet tall. And all of those man eating animals, they were scary looking! And another thing, humans cant breath the same air as the giant blue people so how are you planning to live on their planet? At least you can breath on Planet of the Apes. I’d rather go live there.
Thats me and the wife with Jimmy Cameron
Thanks to @allykc for blessing us with the new MacGruber movie trailer. At first look we didnt think the movie was gonna be any good. But after a second look we realized that this movie just might be worth my $8.50. Its just to bad they didnt make the entire movie exactly like the SNL skits.
“The fact that they named the bad guy Cunth gives me hope.”
– @AllyKC
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I cant wait to not see this shit.
(more after vid)
What the fuck is this guy doing? He went from pretending to punch people to acting in some of Hollywoods gayest movies. I dont care how much money Disney is offering this cat, he needs to grow a pair and do real movies. For example, Denzel Washington got a new movie coming out called The Book of Eli, where the trailer alone looks better than that entire Tooth Fairy movie.
GAY!
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