It looks like it’ll be an entertaining movie, but I’ll wait for bootleg… errr DVD.
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First 5 Minutes of Watchmen…
Monday, March 9th, 2009…Sucked. I havent watched The Watchmen, but my peeps tell me it was terrible. Hyde, Guster and Jigga JJ went to see it at the IMax and come away dissapointed. Lupita on the other hand claimed to have fallen asleep through it. But rumor has it that her new boyfriend who we’ll call “Stizzle” pulled the ol’ popcorn trick in a crowded theater. So we now know what she meant by “fell asleep”. But regardless, they all said it sucked (sorry Lupita, no pun intended)
Slumdog Millionair: Worst Movie Ever!
Monday, February 23rd, 2009
I havent watch Slumdog Millionair, nor do I plan on watching it. Seeing all of those Indians just bring back bad memories from when I was growing up in Jersey City. Theres this section of the city I used to call Curry-Town where all of the Indians live and it stunk up to high heaven.
But any whoo, watching these two idiots act like kids in a candy store is starting to get on my nerve more than Kate Winslet acting like she doesnt know how to react to getting all these awards. (She’s a cunt by the way) You just know Kumar and Sanjaya plan is to stay relevant long enough to hope and Eiffel Tower Natalie Portman.
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That brings me to Natalie Portman. This chick is uber-sexy. I dont know if its because she’s a Harvard nerd or what? Or because she’s elegant? And lord know what I’d do to a uber-sexy elegant nerd with no rubber.
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Movie Review: Milk
Sunday, January 25th, 2009I had no idea who Harvey Milk was until I heard that there was a movie coming out named Milk. So I had someone tell me about who Harvey Milk was and um… yeah. Im not watching that gay ass shit. Im sorry.
Che: My Review
Sunday, January 25th, 2009I finally finished watching Che. It took the whole weekend, but I finished. The movie is on demand right now in two parts. That fucker was long, but incredible. Kinda like me: long and incredible.
I was impressed with Benicio Del Toro as Che. And happy that most of the movie was in Spanish with English sub-titles. Unlike Tom Cruise in Valkyrie where he played a German who spoke English without a German accent. In fact, everyone in Valkyrie spoke English. Che keeps it real and believable by making those who should speak Spanish speak Spanish and those who should speak English, speak English.
All in all, it was a great movie. But waaay to long.
