Im not going to lie, I’ve only seen the trailer and Im giving it a “THAT MOVIE IS GONNA SUCK!” In all caps too! If you’re gonna remake a movie like The Karate Kid, you need to consult with me first so I can give you a few pointers as to what direction to take.

Here are the changes I would make to this movie re-make:

• Re-name the movie Da Karatay Kid
• Instead of Jackie Chang its Ralph Macchio (we all know that guy needs a job in the worst way) teaching the ways of Mr. Miyagi.
• Ralph Macchio plays a burn out similar to Brad Pitt in True Romance
• Ralph Macchio teaches Will Smiths son how to become a ninja because ninjas are cooler than regular ‘karatay’ dudes.
• Jackie Chan plays the evil villain named Kreamofsumyounguy Jones who hates the kids of celebrities because he doesnt think that they have the right to remake a movie just because they have powerful Hollywood parents.
• Kreamofsumyounguy Jones has a posse of Indigenous midgets who kidnap Ralph Macchio and hold him ransom for the Iron Man suit.
• Everyone in the movie carries a hand gun and shoots it sideways so they can look all gansta and stuff.
• Kelly Brook stands around every scene doing nothing.
• Every word out of The Fresh Prince’s sons mouth is “word yo”.
• Thats his name in the movie too, “The Fresh Prince’s Son”.
• Although only 10 years old, The Fresh Prince’s Son has a full beard.
• The Fresh Prince’s Son only speaks Spanish.
• Finally the movie is dubbed over like those old kung-fu movies.

You see, things like that would make this movie a lot better.