Last night I went to what Dane Cook calls “The Wal”, Walgreens. And I live in a rather really good area, so theres never any, you know, people from the ghetto. Hood Rats. You understand now? So if there is any of those kind of people in my area, its because they’re just passing through town and needed to get gas for cheap (cause you know the cheaper gas is in the better parts of town) or they needed to go to Walgreens for something. Which this was the case.

I was walking into The Wal and out came this ghetto chic out with 4 kids. All in the same age group. And one of them tried to run out into the parking lot and she called the little girl. And I sware to you, this is 100% true. She said, “Git over here Moet! MOET! Git yo ass over here!”

I stopped dead in my tracks. Why would anyone name their kid Moet? I’ve heard of people naming their kids after cars they cant afford like, Mercedes, Porsche and Lexus.

So Im asking, whats is the worst ghetto name you’ve ever heard?