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Jessica Alba Coming To Chicago?

Monday, October 5th, 2009

I just read in The Red Eye that Jessica “The MILFIEST MILF in Hollywood” Alba is coming to Chicago to film the new Meet The Fockers movie. I promise that I’ll try and contain myself. The Red Eye said they’ll be in the Lincoln Park area filming this Monday. Ok I was wrong. Im more excited than Brett Favre on his Monday Night Football promo. If my boss is reading this, I’ll be needing Monday off. I’ll um… be sick that day. *cough – sneeze – cough**

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Granny Loves To Just Chilax

Monday, July 20th, 2009

So I went to dinner with my cousin the other night and he brought along his date. He told me that she was a bit older than him. But at no time did I think she was 84. Home girl got great-grand-kids for crying out loud!

Granny was in her prime the last time the Cubs won the World Series.

Grand-Mama was helped Jesus down from the cross.

I snapped this pic while he was on the phone bragging to his ex about hooking up with a MILF.

Nana was just chilaxin son.

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Jessica Alba Looks MILFY as A Blond

Friday, July 17th, 2009

I just came across this pic of the MILFIEST MILF in Hollywood, Jessica Alba. (more after the pic)

But check out the fucker with the Jesus changclas walking behind her. What-A-Dick! Seriously dude? Guys like this are the reason why I use the word “gay” as often as I do. Jessica should have turned around and beat the piss out of him for wearing those things out in public.

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MILF Monday: Alessandra Ambrosio

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

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FHM’s Hot 100

Friday, April 24th, 2009

I never agree with these polls because usually who ever is #1 has something coming out and her PR firm paid a hefty fee for her to be in that position. But this time, I think I agree with FHM. Cheryl Cole is fuckin smoking hot!

Here are the top 10:

10. Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire will be the last time you see her.)
9. Anna Friel (Never heard of her.)
8. Kristin Kreuk (Girl next door hotness.)
7. Elisha Cuthbert (I would have agreed 3 years ago.)
6. Adriana Lima (No reason for her t be this low on the list.)
5. Keeley Hazell (Anyone with tits like that and a sex tape to boot is ok in my book.)
4. Britney Spears (Im sorry did I say Britney Spears? Huh? Isnt that Lima’s spot.)
3. Jessica Alba (The Baddest Bitch on the Planet, I’ve said that for years.)
2. Megan Fox (No complaint there.)

1. Cheryl Cole (I’d hit it raw!)

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Asshole of the Day Part 6

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Todays Asshole of the Day: Nancy Grace

When is Nancy Grace going to let poor Kaylee Anthony rest in peace? This poor girl was murdered by America’s Hottest Murderer (who by the way I wouldnt mind giving her conjugal visits) like 8 months ago. She was buried I think in February and this cunt Nancy Grace is still talking about what should happen to Casey Anthony.

Message to Nancy Grace:
Drop it! American has had enough of this case. Why dont you do a show about all of the Black and Hispanic kids who are getting kidnapped and killed in the ghetto every day? We know whats gonna happen to Casey Anthony, she’s going to jail. And Im sure she’ll be some Bull Dykes wife in there too.

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2009′s MILF Candidate: Alessandra Ambrosio

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

A lot of people forget but Alessandra Ambrosio had a baby last year so she is now offically a MILF. The question is; Is she 2009′s MILF of the Year? These pics were taken yesterday, decide below.

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