On Saturday, I had some people come over to watch the Miguel Cotto fight. It was a boring ass fight. But thats not the reason for this blog.

I hate inviting people over because my house always gets turned upside down. Well on Saturday of course shit goes down.

I have this really nice light brown couch and my sister spilled an entire glass of Pepsi on it. I said to her, “I should slap the shit out of you!” Then my wife’s grandmother wasnt felling all that great. No one knew what was wrong with her because she didnt want to say what was wrong. So I was in the bathroom trying to finally take a nice long awaited piss. There was a knock on the door and I said to give me a second. As I walked out I see the grandmother holding her mouth and all of a sudden, she threw up in her hand. I said, “Oh SHIT!” The vomit came out of the sides of her mouth and fell on my floor. So I pushed her in the bathroom where she then proceeded to vomit all over my bathroom floor.

The smell was so strong and pungent that it set off a Stand By Me like “Barf-O-Rama”! A chain reaction of throwing up. People were throwing up all over my house. I was so pissed off! I made everyone clean up their upchuck and then I kicked them out. No one watched the fight but me.

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