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		<title>Sammy Sosa Is Turning Into Michael Jackson</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:07:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lets file this under: WTF as in WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO SAMMY SOSA?! Sammy Chocha appears to be going through the same transformation Michael Jackson did during the early 90&#8242;s. And his wife aint even hot no more. I remember seeing her here in Chicago and all of the White people thought she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Midget Michael Jackson</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was watching this video and noticed that the audience applauded Midget Michael for grabbing his twig and berries and skipping forward. Funny video though, because anything with a midget is funny. turd ferguson, michael jackson, midget, viral, video, funny, humor Related content: Kingsley Bashes Rebecca Black&#8217;s Friday Song Excused The Dating Game Show]]></description>
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		<title>Things I&#8217;d Rather Do Than Watch &#8220;This Is It&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:44:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I knew that once Michael &#8220;I Love Me Some Little Boys PeePee&#8221; Jackson dies, his career was gonna take off like if we were in the mid-80&#8242;s. And now theres some stupid movie staring Michael &#8220;I Boinked Macaulay Culkin&#8221; Jackson that I cant wait to not see. So here is a list of the top [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson Alive? Give Me Break</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[turd ferguson, michael jackson, alive, celebrity, viral, video, funny, humor Related content: Top 5 Boxing Knock Outs of the Year Diddy Is Ok With Being Gay Blake Griffin In The Slam Dunk Contest Grandma Take MW3 A Little Too Serious Hammer Time!]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson Played Off By Keyboard Cat</title>
		<link>http://www.turdfergusonblog.com/2009/07/25/michael-jackson-played-off-by-keyboard-cat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 03:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
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