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Sammy Sosa Is Turning Into Michael Jackson

Friday, November 6th, 2009

Lets file this under: WTF as in WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO SAMMY SOSA?!

Sammy Chocha appears to be going through the same transformation Michael Jackson did during the early 90′s. And his wife aint even hot no more. I remember seeing her here in Chicago and all of the White people thought she was Jennifer Lopez. Clearly not the case.

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Midget Michael Jackson

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

I was watching this video and noticed that the audience applauded Midget Michael for grabbing his twig and berries and skipping forward. Funny video though, because anything with a midget is funny.

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Things I’d Rather Do Than Watch “This Is It”

Monday, September 28th, 2009

I knew that once Michael “I Love Me Some Little Boys PeePee” Jackson dies, his career was gonna take off like if we were in the mid-80′s. And now theres some stupid movie staring Michael “I Boinked Macaulay Culkin” Jackson that I cant wait to not see. So here is a list of the top 10 things I’d rather do than watch that dumb ass movie.

  1. Watch the 1st season Laguna Beach.
  2. Hang out with this guy.
  3. Eat a laxative.
  4. Get in the ring and fight Kimbo Slice
  5. Start a heroin addiction.
  6. Get tased.
  7. Have a dump truck full of bowling balls dropped on my head.
  8. Let this girl give me a hickey.
  9. Do somersaults in the middle of traffic.
  10. Let the dead cold hands of Michael Jackson play with my balls.

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Michael Jackson Alive? Give Me Break

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

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Michael Jackson Played Off By Keyboard Cat

Saturday, July 25th, 2009

The Jackson 5
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