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I Want to Bang Megan Fox!

Monday, January 5th, 2009

In honor of Megan Fox (who looks like she could be a dirty little whore in bed) being voted sexiest or hottest or what ever the hell she was voted, I want to bang Megan Fox in this position…

Oh you dirty little whore

She’s Whooty too, A White girl with a booty!

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Top 8 Chicks From ’08

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

#8 Jessica Alba – Her MILF status keeps her on the list.
#7 Erin Andrews – She can yell out sports stats while I bang her.
#6 Cheryl Tweedy – She’s unknown in the USA hotness.
#5 Leryn Franco – Sexiest Female Athlete of the Year.
#4 Kim Kardashian – Cause that ass is phat!
#3 Megan Fox – Would be #1 but she’s banging a douche bag.
#2 Nicole Scherzinger – I dont care if can or cant sing, she’s can have my kids.
#1 Marisa Miller – Because she makes me want to have sex with my hand.


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I Want To Bang Megan Fox!

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

In honor of Megan Fox (who looks like she could be a dirty little whore in bed) being voted sexiest or hottest or what ever the hell she was voted, I want to bang Megan Fox in this position…

Oh you dirty little whore

She’s Whooty too, A White girl with a booty!
















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Life Aint Fair

Thursday, November 20th, 2008
How can Brian Austin Green be hitting off Megan Fox? This douche bag is a D-list celebrity at best. A wigger. Im willing to bet a years salary that he aint even hitting it right. You see, a celeb like Megan Fox is guaranteed high maintenance. Therefore she isnt going to work hard in the bedroom. So the most he can or is allowed to do is missionary. Which still isnt fair because he’s Brian Austin Green, basically a no body. Me on the other hand, “I’d smack it up, flip it, rub it down!“

Look at that stupid grin on his face. I bet if she were to leave him that smile would be turned upside down into a frown. I cant wait for her to do a movie with Huge Jackman so he can bang her silly in his trailer. Then make her get break up with him via text message.


One for the spank bank

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The Next Wonder Woman

Monday, November 10th, 2008

At lunch we were wondering who should play Wonder Woman because we read a rumor that Beyonce may get the lead. So Im asking you who should play it? Jessica Biel? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Megan Fox?

Barack the Vote!

Who’s Should Play Wonder Woman?
Jessica Biel
Beyonce
Jessica Alba
Megan Fox
Free polls from Pollhost.com

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New Megan Fox Movie?

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Is Megan Fox one of the baddest bitches on the planet going to play Wonder Woman?




















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Palin’s Debate Was Not Fun

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

I sat through that entire debate and in hopes that Sarah Palin would answer in biggest question that every American wanted to know: Who did she blow to get put on the Republican ticket? But she was never asked that question. Or: Why did you allow your daughter to fuck in the Governors Mansion? Another question she was never asked. A damn shame.

America, I have 2 questions for you:
1) Are you ready for a Black President? Answer: I think so.
2) Are you ready for a Woman President if McCain dies in office? Answer: I think so. As long as its not Sarah Palin.

I would much rather have Megan Fox or my 2 year old daughter or Boof (inside joke) or even one of the chicks from those Fanta commercials than have Sarah Palin as President of this country.

What I thought Joe Biden fucked up on was not stopping the moderator after the first question and saying to Palin, “Are you ready to tell us which newspapers you read? Or you didnt study for that question?”. I bet she didnt bother to practice that answer. But what Biden didnt fuck up on was his closing statement. He said that Obama’s description of the Vice Presidents job was to basically be the right hand man of the President. Someone to turn to for advise and not be afraid to disagree with the President.

Swing and a drive way back, a home run!

While Palin said that McCains view of the Vice President was for her to work with disabled kids.

Hand-off goes to Palin, oh she fumbled the ball at the one yard line! She sucks!

I think I’ll vote for the guy who is not afraid to take advice and not the guy who is most likely going to die in office. The truth hurts. McCain has a 1 in 3 chance of making it through his 1st term. The same odds the Cubs have of winning the World Series and you see whats happening there.

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