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Megan Fox, Will You Marry Me? Part 3

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

When is this girl going to wake up and realize that her destiny is to be locked up with me in my moms basement? Marry me already BITCH!

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Megan Fox… Just Because

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Its been a while since I did a Megan “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet” Fox post. So here you go.

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F – Marry – Kill

Friday, September 4th, 2009

Who would you rather fuck, marry or kill? Between: Kelly Brook, Kim Kardashian or Megan Fox…

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Kelly Brook
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FUCK?
Brook
Kim
Megan

  
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Kim Kardashian
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MARRY?
Brook
Kim
Megan

  
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Megan Fox
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KILL?
Brook
Kim
Megan

  
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Megan Fox Like To Kiss Girls

Friday, August 28th, 2009

That title is no typo. She just told me that she feels safer kissing girls. Statements like will keep me wanting to post about her. And the reason why she is The Baddest Bitch on the Planet. Well… now that she mentioned that, here is a list of girls I’d like to see her kiss:

  1. Kelly Brook
  2. Jessica Alba
  3. Megan Fox (yes, I want to see 2 Megan Fox’s kissing each other)
  4. Marisa Miller
  5. This chick
  6. Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit
  7. Erin Andrews
  8. Maria Menounos
  9. Manny Ramirez’s wife
  10. iJustine

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A Message From Megan Fox

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Lots of Megan Fox RIGHT HERE.

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