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Megan Fox, Will You Marry Me Part 4

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Do I really need to explain the title to this post? Nah, not really.

awesome

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Megan Fox: GAME OVER!

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Seriously, my cock doesnt stand a chance! Ima beat it like it stole my lunch money. Can Megan Fox look any hotter sluttier? Everyone woman should get a pad and pen to take notes as to how to look, dress, lay, speak, walk, lay, smile, stand, lay and look like Megan Fox.

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I Want To Bang Kelly Brook Part 3

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Can I have Kelly Brook on a platter? Seriously, she needs to get more movie rolls regardless if she cant act. Hey Jessica Alba, Megan Fox and Jennifer Lopez cant act.

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Jennifer’s Body Make Out Scene

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

As we all know by now that Jennifer’s Body bombed more than the United States did to Iraq in Desert Storm. Im convinced it bombed because there is absolutely no way any guy, no matter how much game he has, will never get his girlfriend to a theater to see Megan Fox. Chicks hate on her like that fag Perez Hilton hates on your boy Turd Ferguson. So, since Im your boy, I bring you the best part of Jennifer’s Body… the entire kissing scene with that cutie from Big Love.

Megan is going to host Saturday Night Live this weekend, its gonna bomb too.

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Jennifers Body Is Gonna Be Awesome!

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

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