I looked and I looked, but no sign of Megan Fox… yet. Once she’s in town filming Transformers 3 I’ll post them.
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Monday, July 12th, 2010Who Rocks a Bikini Better: Megan Fox or Jessica Alba?
Tuesday, June 1st, 2010The two woman of my dreams, Jessica Alba and Megan Fox (minus her thumbs) were photographed in bikinis over the Memorial Day Weekend. So my question to you is who looks hotter in their bikini? Vote at the bottom.
Megan Fox
Jessica Alba
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Stupid Bitch of the Week: Heidi Montag
Friday, May 28th, 2010You stupid bitch! Who the hell told you that by video taping yourself for 28 seconds shooting pieces of paper that Michael Bay was going to say:
Oh hellz yeah I want Heidi mother fucking Montag to replace Megan ‘The Second Hottest Woman in the World’ Fox in my next Transformers movie!
??? The only tape we’d be interested in seeing you is a sex tape. And not with Spencer Pratt either. Preferably with Laura Dore.
Has Heidi ever seen any of the Transformers movies? Megan Fox never carried a gun? All she ever did was:
1 – Stand around looking sex as fuck!
2 – Hide her thumbs
3 – Scream “RUUUUN!!! RUUUUN BUMBLE BEE!!!” and “Oh please dont die!!!” and say “Is that a transformer in your pocket or are you happy to see me?”
Ok so now that I see what lines Megan Fox had in those movies, maybe Heidi can replace her. But there is one major factor that Heidi doesnt bring to the table that Megan Fox did. And that factor is the “Fap Factor“. Megan Fox made want to beat off to TRANSFORMERS! Maybe Im sick in the head I dont know, but I know I wasnt the only one who had to take a cold shower after watching Megan Fox run around in those movies. Heidi could never make me wanna fap off. Never. If anything, she makes me wanna kick a kitten.
That video would have been better if she shot her husband to prove how much she wants this part.
I hope you’re still reading this because this the best part of the video… The Stupid Bitch of the Week Heidi Montag submitted the video to a FAKE MICHAEL BAY TWITTER ACCOUNT. The fake Michael Bay tweeted back to Heidi, saying
Thanks sweetheart, but how are you with Turtle wax on Ferrari paint?
Good luck to you. I hope that works out for you. I’ll watch this hottie replace Megan Fox instead since Michael Bay didnt read my previous Megan Fox post.
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Who Should Replace Megan Fox in Transformers
Sunday, May 23rd, 2010I was telling my wife that Megan Fox for fired from Transformers 3 and she asked me who is gonna replace her? Hell if I know, but I started throwing names at random at her to see if she thought her potential replacement is hot enough to replace Megan Fox. Here are the names I throw out:
- Audrina Patridge
- Justin Bieber (I just wanted to see if she knew who he was)
- Jessica Canizales
- Rosie Jones
- Megan Fox
- This girl
- Monica Cruz (Penelope’s sister)
- Jesika Maximus
- The neighbor Tiger Woods was banging
- Laura Dore
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Megan Fox Calls It A Career
Friday, May 21st, 2010So now that she isnt going to be doing anymore Transformers movies, what is Megan Fox gonna do? Because lets be real here, the girl cant act. The only time she was on the screen during those Transformers movies she was either fixing her motorcyle in a pair of Daisy Dukes or running in slow motion and her only lines were:
- RUUUUN!!!
- Is that a transformer in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
- RUUUUN BUMBLE BEE!!!
- Oh please dont die!!!
Ok so she has a couple of movies coming out. But whos really gonna go to the theater to see them shits? Cause thats what its gonna be, shit. All of those movies will bomb and she’ll fall from being a B-List actress to a C, then a D and so on. So what will be left for Megan Fox? Soft core porn! She’ll be staring in shittier plotted movies like “Megan Moved In With My Stepfather” staring Johnny Pimpsimmons.
Message to Megan Fox
Oh Megan what you could have been. Transformers was your meal-ticket. I’ll tell you what, if the bottom falls out of your career like Im predicting it will and Brian Austin Douche dumps you because you’re no longer a star in Hollywood and he needs to stay conected, you can come and date me. I wont have any problems looking past those unsexy thumbs. I wont even make you wear thimbals. Hell, we’ll even jump start your career again like all of the other dingbats in Hollywood by filming a sex tape! OOOOH MAN it’ll be good! For me at least Im not so sure nor do I care if you’ll enjoy it. So just shoot me an email at turdfergusonblog@gmail.com and lets hook up!
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