Let me explain something to you:
If Megan Fox isnt the sexiest woman in the world, I dont know who is. How many other chicks make you want to have hand sex on a regular basis?
You can find other Megan Fox posts right here. You could thank me later.
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Derek Jeter… you’re the fucking man!
Im not going to mention that you tapped Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson and that you dropped Minka Kelly like Manny Ramirez drops fly balls for a 22 year old college student. But instead I’ll say that Jeter is an inspiration for all men. He makes the inner-pimp come out in fat 67 year olds.
Derek Jeter, you are a pussy God! I hear Megan Fox is single.
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This chick has been sweating me so damn much since she broke up with the King of all Wiggers. Non-stop calls and emails begging me to fly out to Cali to be with her. You dont know how much I’d love to, but theres a big problem. A brotha doesnt want to get married again. Cause you see I know that if I stick Megan Fox, it would be so good that I’d want to marry her on the spot. Which is most likely why Brian Austin Wigger wanted to marry her.
Enjoy the hotness that is Megan Fox frolicking around town.
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With all of this A-Rod steroids talk, Holytaco.com decided to show you what Jessica Alba and Megan Fox would look like if they took roids. The only thing worst than these pics besides not being able to beat off to them is imagining the roid rage they would have during that time of the month.
More Enjoyable Pic of Alba HERE
More Enjoyable Pic of Fox HERE
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