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You Suck Rob Kardashian!

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Rob Kardashian is the little brother to The Baddest Bitch on the Planet and to The Most Horrifying Chick on the Planet. How does that happen? I dont know. But regardless, Rob Kardashian bit off more than he can chew when he got into the ring for a charity event.

(More after the video)

AHHH HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

I saw a lot of people on twitter saying that the average Joe was an “asshole” for doing what he did to poor Rob Kardashian.

FUCK THAT!

Those geniuses at the charity made the mistake by not getting another “celebrity” to pummel Rob. Any average Joe was gonna try and knock the block off the guy who is famous for no reason. Especially when that other guy has to go to a real job the next morning. Rob is lucky I didnt get in the ring with him! I would have boxed him in my Turd Ferguson boxers and would have laid the wood to him. Scratch that. I would have laid the wood to Kim. I would have kicked his ass too is what Im trying to say.

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You Suck Brett Favre

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

All this talk about Brett Favre being the greatest quarter back of all time and I beg to differ. Yes, he was great, but not the greatest. You dont agree? Heres a little proof:

Last play as a Packer – INT
Last play as a Jet – INT
Last play as a Viking – INT

Joe Montana didnt have that happen to him. You suck.

Two things I wanna mention about the Saints going to the Super Bowl.

1) I picked both the Saints and the Colts to be in the Super Bowl.
2) Reggie Bush is one lucky cat.

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Khloe Kardashian is Horrifying Part 7

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

I think I’ve seen enough of Khloe Kardashian. The bitch is rough to look at. Horrifying. Fugly. Recipient of beatings from the ugly stick. Sasquatchian. She photo bombs pictures without even trying.

They photoshop this trick and she’s still the worst looking sister of any trio of sisters on the planet.

Kim and the short one with the douche bag baby daddy cant even make her look hot in this picture.

Good lawd Kim is thick as all hell. The short one can get a shot at the title too! See those two make me stand at attention. Khloe… not so much.

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Khloe Kardashian is Horrifing Part 6

Friday, December 11th, 2009

Damn… Im almost at a lost for words. Khloe Kardashian can offer me 53 million dollars and I’ll still pass it up. Check her out here.

Heres the original pic with Rachel Ray and Kim. Look at how distracting she is and not in the same way that Kim is distracting. Even Rachel Ray can get a shot at the title.

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I Want To Bang Kim Kardashian Part 5

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Good Lord!

Kim was just on The Howard Stern Show this week and claimed that those giant tigos are real. Only one way to find out.

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