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Why I Dont Watch Girls Play Sports

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

I wouldnt give a shit if Kim Kardashian and Jessica Alba was playing 2-on-2 against Megan Fox and Tiger’s latest mistress, I still wouldnt watch it because girls shouldnt be playing sports. Especially organized sports.

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Khloe Kardashian is Horrifying Part 9

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IDIOT DOING?

Will someone please explain to me why Frankenstein Kardashian felt the need to show us that unsexy body of her hers?

More after the pic
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Take a look at that body. No scratch that, I dont want to put you through that again. I would like to send a personal message to Sasquatch.

Look, you are in no way shape of form in the same league as your sister Kim. She is up here, while you are down here. Kim has no bad angles. You have no good angles even if you are showing underboob like you are in that pic above. The only thing you have in common with Kim is that you came out of the same va-jay-jay. And let me tell you something, no self respecting horny 14 year old would beat off to you and that Yeti-like body of yours. Every time I look at you I feel like 7.4 months were just shaved off my life span. So please, Im begging you, just ride off into the sunset. Go away. Forever.

This is what a woman should look like. Note how even her wrists are hot.

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F – Marry – Kill Part 6

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

Todays F – Marry – Kill is going to include the 3 most famous chicks who got cheated on: Elin Nordegren, Sandra Bullock and Kim Kardashian. Yes, Reggie was banging this Latin chick right here while with Kim, which is the real reason they broke up. Kim just happen to have a better PR department than the other 2 losers.

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Sandra Bullock
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Kim Kardashian
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Kim Kardashian Is The Baddest Bitch on the Planet

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

Can I make a statement?

Kim Kardashian is the complete opposite of Khloe. Case closed. Compare the two and I’d go as far as saying that Khloe might be a man.

Lamar Odom wont even argue with me about that. He knows that Khloe is horrifying in the looks department. But he dont care cause he just wants to be close enough to Kim to at least smell her hair.

With that being said, Im 1-million percent positive that Reggie isnt hitting it right. And these pictures are proof. Why? Because if I was tappin that phat-glorious-ass Kims face would look like she just finished going 12 rounds with Manny Pacquiao. You see, I’d be hitting it from the back so hard that her face would constantly be smashing up against the head board, the refrigerator, the wall, the door. You name it, her face is hitting it. She’d hate me more than she hates Ray J for the things I’d do to her.

Try and find me a more perfect body than that, I dare you.
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“Ass so phat you could see it from the front” – Mos Def
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She texted me “I want to you slap my face, treat me like a dirty whore, put your cock in my ass then shove it down my throat.” Sound familiar?
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Need more proof?
Click here.
Click here.
And click here.
The bitch is bad.

Hit it

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Kim Kardashian Celebrates St. Pattys Day

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

By doing what all woman should do, show off their green bra’s!
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VIA

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