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Kim Kardashian Has One Purpose in Life Part 3

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

You would think that her one purpose in life was to sexually satisfy yours truly. But its not, her sole purpose in life is to put on a bikini and frolic around like she doesnt have a care in the world.

Kim Kardashian Has One Purpose in Life Part 1
Kim Kardashian Has One Purpose in Life Part 2

I was going to only post that pic above because theres really no other pic that makes her ass look juicier than a porterhouse stake. But then I blow that pic up and the end result was this.

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Kim Kardashian Has One Purpose In Life Part 2

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

Seriously Kim Kardashian should legally change her name to “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet” because that body of hers is flat out sick. That girl has zero talent and will never develop any talent and she will always make an appearance as long as she is in a bikini.

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Maxim Hot 100 Gets It Wrong Again

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

Every year its the same thing with this Maxim Hot 100 list, they put the wrong girls in the top 10. And why, because the girls PR person puts in a call to Maxim to get them in there. I mean Jessica Biel is #32. Sofia Vergara is #47. Number 47! Here is their top 10 and then I’ll give you mine.

10. Marisa Miller – top 10 material, but not 10
9. Kim Kardashian – she should be insulted
8. Olivia Munn – c’mon, really?
7. Elisabetta Canalis – who the hell is she?
6. Rihanna – was she the token Black girl?
5. Megan Fox – no reason why she is not #2
4. Blake Livley – Blake Lively? Was that a typo?
3. Zoe Saldana – just because you were in Avatar doesnt mean that you are the 3rd hottest woman on the planet
2. Brooklyn Decker – butter face
1. Katy Perry – very pretty, but not the #1 hottest celeb.

Heres my Top 10

10. Kelly Brook

9. Sofia Vergara

8. Rosie Jones

7. Marisa Miller

6. Raquel Reign

5. This Girl

4. Rosa Acosta and this even isnt her good side

3. Jessica Rabbit

2. Megan Fox and her thumbs even though she’s hiding them here

1. Kim Kardashian AKA The Baddest Bitch on the Planet

I’ll give you one more for just in case you want to question my decision.

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Kim Kardashian Strikes Again!

Monday, April 19th, 2010

This time she’s posing butt ass nekked for Bazaar Magazine. This is the untouched picture she posted on Twitter.

3 things to note
1. Check out the rack she’s trying to hide.
2. The hips dont lie.
3. This pic was taken in my living room.

Enjoy more of the Baddest Bitch on the Planet RIGHT HERE.

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Kim Kardashian Has One Purpose In Life

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

…and that purpose is to walk around in a bikini. Thats the only reason God (who by the way is clearly a man) put her on this Earth for? She has no talent. She couldnt work a regular 9-to-5. She couldnt work at Burger King. Shes not saving lives. Shes not giving speeches. So she was definitely put here to to walk around in a bikini giving hardons to men and bull dykes. And because thats her sole purpose for living I hope, no, I DEMAND that scientist create some kind of serum that keeps Kim from aging and losing that perfect bikini body for as long as mankind exist. We should also refer to her as “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet”.

She has a better ass than 98% of the Black and Puerto Rican population. Im actually writing a pilot for HBO, it supposed to be a comedy for Jim Carey but I’ve changed gears and decided that its gonna star Kim. And its no longer a comedy. Its gonna be about Kim Kardashian wants to marry but she wants to “experiment” with as many other hot woman as she can while I stand in the corner and beat the fuck off! Or it can be a reality show where she teaches women her blowy skills and Im her prop.

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Sweet Jeezus

In the name of The Father, The Sun and Kim Kardashian. Amen.
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