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My Review of Kim Kardashian’s “Jam”

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

I have never heard Kimmy’s new song Jam nor do I plan on it and yes, this is a review of the song. Im giving the song, without hearing it 1 star. And I would take away that 1 star if Kim didnt have a phat ass.

Now, I can only hope that Kim’s Jam is about her pouring an actual jar of jam on her phat ass while she shakes it but chances are its not. If she had a half-a-brain she would change the lyrics for the Diddy remix and make it so. Speaking of Diddy. I saw on Twitter that he put his stamp of approval on this Jam song, which led me to believe the song is Grade A 100% shit.

What are they saying on Twitter?
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Kim Kardashian Explains Her Valentines Day Date

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Kim can keep her famous Kardashian back rub. I want that famous Kardashian mouth rub if ya know what I mean!
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TwitPic of the Day: Kim Kardashian

Friday, January 14th, 2011

[via Kim's TwitPics]

Although I would much rather see this pic like this because that chick is starting to look ugly and Elvira-ish…

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Kim Kardashian Has One Purpose in Life Part 4

Monday, October 11th, 2010

Kim Kardashian has one purpose in life and thats to look sexy as fuck! And this photo shoot in some silver paint is nothing less than sexy as fuck!

More of Kim after the jump…

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Khloe Kardashian is Horrifying Part 11

Monday, September 20th, 2010

Khloe Kardashian has to be the greatest photo-bomber of all time. This idot ruins every picture she’s in. Look at this pic with her sisters Kim and WhoGivesAShit. Look at the size of that girls head. She couldnt even put on a helmet if she tried. And what is she like 7 foot 4? I bet she can post up Shaq.

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