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Hater Aid Part 3: Paris Hilton

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

I went to Costco this morning on my way in to work and picked up a 42 pack of Hater-Aid. Fruit punch flavor. My first Hater-Aid victim was Cash Warren, who is Jessica Alba‘s neanderthal looking boyfriend. Then I hated on Justin Timberlake. That mother fucker. Today’s victim, Paris Hilton.

Who the hell told her that she had talent? She could suck a good dick… but thats about it. That trick cant act. No talent. None. She ruined the life of Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Nick Carter. Well not Nick Carter. His life was ruined when he joined the boy band. Thats gay. And thats what Paris should go around saying, “Thats gay” rather than, “Thats hot”. Its funnier you non-talent having cunt!

Tell you what. Why dont you sit your flat ass at home and just wait around for mommy and daddy to croak so you can collect on the hotel loot. You frail bitch. Or better yet, just go make more sex tapes. Thats the only interesting thing about you.

A couple of questions: Why are you so full of yourself? You’re not cute. Why are your feet so big?

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Oh Britney!

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007

What the hell is going on?!?! Coo Coo! Coo Coo! How can you go from looking like this:

To looking like this:

If this look is for her latest comeback, then she needs to rethink it because I have 2 words: Shanade O’Connor. Another 2 words: Demi Moore. Whats your problem? Are you trying to distract people from looking at you in grandma rollers? Or is it to remind people that you still exsist?

Here is where it all went wrong. She dated Justin Timberfag and he left her. Now with all of the success that he is having, it’s driving her to the looney-bin. I’d pay to see Justin put a straight jacket on her. Then she married Kevin “The Baby Maker” Federline. Why didnt she stay married to Jason Alexander? He was a regular Joe.

I will say this, Britney has a nicely shaped head.

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Pass The Hater-Aid: Part 2

Monday, February 12th, 2007

Pour me a tall glass of hater-aid with no ice please! This is part 2 of this series. Part one’s victim was Jessica Alba’s stupid kidnapper. Today, it’s Justin Timberlake. A.K.A., J.T.

This guy is clearly in the closet! Let me prove it to you.

  1. He was in that boy band with that other homo Lance Bass.
  2. He took his mom to the Grammy’s. No straight guy does that.
  3. He wears tight sweatpants.
  4. He rocks an even buzz cut, the preferred haircut of a fag.

He was dating Britney when she was hot. What happened? She found out his was a fag. Then he dated old ass Cameron Diaz. What happened? She wondered why he never plugged her. Now Jessica Biel. Poor Jessica. She’s hot, but not as hot as the other Jessica.

Oh! I got more hater-izm right here. Why do chics think he can sing? He sounds like he has his balls in a vise. He has no musical talent what-so-ever! Last night at the Grammy’s he had 2 performances. The first one he played the piano. He played the same two notes. Then he took a camera and recorded himself while “singing”. OK, OK, OK. So he can multitask. So what.

My last hater-aid is that this guy is the second biggest wigger on the planet. Theres KFed and J.T., wiggers in full effect! Listen to him talk. Even when he’s “singing” he’s trys to sound Black. All of the music he does is with Brotha’s.

Bottom line, Justin Timberlake is a fag in the closet who has no talent. And he thinks he’s Black.

Watch this video of this fag cry like the bitch he is.

Punk’D – Justin Timberlake – video powered by Metacafe

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