When I first heard that Jessica “The MILFiest MILF” Alba was going to be playing a hooka in this movie called The Killer Inside Me I thought, “…well it might have some potential.” And now after seeing the screen caps and this trailer all I could think was, “Hmm… she’s showing that perfect ass. Are those perfect titties next?” Fingers are officially crossed.
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Look, I know Jessica Alba doesnt have the same sex-appeal that Kim Kardashian has. But she used too. Theres something about Jessica that makes her The MILFiest MILF in Hollywood.
Just marry me already and lets get it over with.
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All I want for Christmas is this 2009 BMW M6. And Jessica Alba wrapped in a bow.
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I just read in The Red Eye that Jessica “The MILFIEST MILF in Hollywood” Alba is coming to Chicago to film the new Meet The Fockers movie. I promise that I’ll try and contain myself. The Red Eye said they’ll be in the Lincoln Park area filming this Monday. Ok I was wrong. Im more excited than Brett Favre on his Monday Night Football promo. If my boss is reading this, I’ll be needing Monday off. I’ll um… be sick that day. *cough – sneeze – cough**
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Agree or disagree with me, but Jessica Alba AKA The MILFIEST MILF in Hollywood is one sexy ass broad. A couple of months back she hit us with the blond look. Last month she reminded us that she got one of the hottest bodies in Hollywood. And now she appears as a red head.
Remember, she was the original reigning “Baddest Bitch on the Planet” until Kim Kardashian showed us the booty. But back to Alba, she’s not ready to regain her original title, but she’s on her way.
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Everyone in the world knows that Jessica Alba is “The MILFiest MILF in Hollywood“. And if she’s willing to let me bang her while her friend watches, I’ll change her title to “The MILFiest MILF Who Let Turd Bang Her While Her Friend Watched”.
Other chicks I want to bang are RIGHT HERE.
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Jessica “The MILFIEST MILF in Hollywood” Alba took a trip to the beach to remind us all that she’s alive and doing well. She also forgot to invite me to go with her… again. Im guessing she decided to come out with a bang on the day before the Megan Fox ban (which I refuse to take part of).
That booty is proof there is a God. And God is a man!
CLASSIC ALBA!
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