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Saturday, August 28th, 2010The MILFiest MILF In Hollywood is 29 Today
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010Today the former “Baddest Bitch on the Planet” and the current “MILFiest MILF in Hollywood” turned 29. So enjoy the wonder that is Jessica Mother Fucking Alba.
Yes, that my finger
Arguably the most famous picture in the history of cameras
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Jessica Alba’s Husband is GAY!
Monday, February 8th, 2010Ijust came across this picture of Jessica “The MILFiest MILF” Alba and her husband Captain Caveman at some Super Bowl party. And I’ve come to the conclusion that home boy is Gay with a capital G.
Why? Its simple.
1) Take a look at his jeans. Their a pair of those homo skinny jeans. I think my wife has a pair of those.
2) Take a look at his footwear. I cant tell if those are shoes or sneakers. Regardless, my gay cousin and his boyfriend rocks those. In fact, the guy is an asshole for wearing those out in public and embarrassing her.
3) Finally, look at his hands. They’re not on her ass! If he were straight, he’d have his hands either on her ass or on a tit. She looks sexy as hell and homey the homo got his hands in his pocket.
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A Dream Come True: Jessica Alba & Maria Menounos
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010I found this twit pic on Jessica Alba’s twitter feed and I damn near jizzed my draws thinking about what happened after they took this picture. Because I just know that they started making out and clothes came flying off! Next thing you know they’re in a baby pool filled with jello and… and… Then they were calling for Turd Ferguson to come help them out of the pool!
A man can dream cant he?
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This Guy is A Pimp!
Thursday, January 28th, 2010Over in China a guy broke up with his girlfriend because she didnt look like Jessica Alba. So now she’s looking for a plastic surgeon who can transform her in to Jessica Alba AKA The MILFiest MILF in Hollywood.
Now, this set off an energy saving light bulb in my head. You know, one of those spirally looking ones. At dinner tonight I sat with my wife and basically told her look, you either do the same thing or suffer the consequences. Needless to say she laughed at me and told me that I have a better chance of actually banging the real Jessica Alba. To which I replied, “I wouldnt mind that not one bit.”
Heres the article from AllHeadlineNews.com
A Chinese woman, whose boyfriend broke up with her after she refused to look like Jessica Alba, is planning to undergo plastic surgery to look like the Hollywood actress to win him back.
Xiaoqing, 21, said a plastic surgeon in Shanghai will do the facial change for free.
The surgeon, Liu Qi of the Shanghai Time Plastic Surgery Hospital, said the operation will require lifting the woman’s eyebrow, reshaping her eyelid and reconstructing her nose. Once the surgery is done, the new face will be permanent, according to Liu.
The couple broke up after she threw away a wig given by her boyfriend so she would look like Alba.
I hope we get to see the before and after pictures because I guarantee that she’ll end up looking like Donald Trump before looking like Alba.
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