In the past I did a post called “Jessica Alba vs. ?” and I got request to do another one. Today, the great Jessica Alba is pinned up against Jessica Biel (Lord knows I wish that were true).

Jessica Biel was on 7th Heaven where she played a Tom Boy – Jessica Alba was on Dark Angel were she played a sexy ass futuristic crime fighter.
Advantage: Alba. No man wants to get beat in hoops by a girl.

Jessica Biel exercising – Jessica Alba dancing
Advantage: Alba. Honey may have sucked, but I beat off to every time its on HBO.

Jessica Biel’s face – Jessica Alba’s face.
Advantage: Push. They’re both beautiful.

Jessica Biel positioned on a sink – Jessica Alba in my favorite position.
Advantage: Alba. No explanation needed.

Jessica Biel on the red carpet – Jessica Alba on the red carpet.
Advantage: Push.

Jessica Biel’s tongue – Jessica Alba’s tongue.
Advantage: Biel. That tongue looks like it would do wonders to my twig and berries.

Jessica Biel next to a man – Jessica Alba next to a man… with a hard on.
Advantage: Alba. Im sure Biel can get a man to rise, but Alba can do it in public.

So there you have it, Jessica “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet” Alba does it again.