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Welcome Back Jessica Alba

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

I was just watching Good Luck Chuck (which is by far her best movie) last night and this morning Hollywoodtuna.com graced me with this pic of Alba.

She makes me chub the fuck up!
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Jeter Dating 22 Year Old

Saturday, February 28th, 2009


Derek Jeter… you’re the fucking man!

Im not going to mention that you tapped Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson and that you dropped Minka Kelly like Manny Ramirez drops fly balls for a 22 year old college student. But instead I’ll say that Jeter is an inspiration for all men. He makes the inner-pimp come out in fat 67 year olds.

Derek Jeter, you are a pussy God! I hear Megan Fox is single.

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Jessica Alba Got SNE

Friday, February 20th, 2009


Jessica Alba’s nips were in full effect when she was… heading over to my place…? Check out the SNE (Sudden Nipple Erection)

More after pic.
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Ever since she gave birth she got this epiphany that she has to go around looking respectable. Dont know what made her think that.

Heres one for the spank bank, the Jessica we all came to know and love.
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Alba & Fox Took Steroids?

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009


With all of this A-Rod steroids talk, Holytaco.com decided to show you what Jessica Alba and Megan Fox would look like if they took roids. The only thing worst than these pics besides not being able to beat off to them is imagining the roid rage they would have during that time of the month.

More Enjoyable Pic of Alba HERE
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More Enjoyable Pic of Fox HERE
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A Dream Come True

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009


I have many dreams in life, winning a trillion dollars, owning my own island, and so on. But one of my biggest dreams is to shag Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron and Jessica Alba at the same time.

dreamcometrue

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