Lets file this under “W” for WHO GIVES A SHIT!
Its Jessica “I Lost My Title Of ‘Baddest Bitch on the Planet’ To Megan Fox” Alba talking about what she does to try and live green.
Dont you wish every hot chick would just sit there and not say a word? Hey Jessica, instead of living green try pitching my reality show idea for me so you can be the biggest in Hollywood again.
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Let me give Cinco de Mayo its just due be giving my readers a first hand look at my favorite Mexicans:
And of course the all mighty Jessica Alba
I never agree with these polls because usually who ever is #1 has something coming out and her PR firm paid a hefty fee for her to be in that position. But this time, I think I agree with FHM. Cheryl Cole is fuckin smoking hot!
Here are the top 10:
10. Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire will be the last time you see her.)
9. Anna Friel (Never heard of her.)
8. Kristin Kreuk (Girl next door hotness.)
7. Elisha Cuthbert (I would have agreed 3 years ago.)
6. Adriana Lima (No reason for her t be this low on the list.)
5. Keeley Hazell (Anyone with tits like that and a sex tape to boot is ok in my book.)
4. Britney Spears (Im sorry did I say Britney Spears? Huh? Isnt that Lima’s spot.)
3. Jessica Alba (The Baddest Bitch on the Planet, I’ve said that for years.)
2. Megan Fox (No complaint there.)
1. Cheryl Cole (I’d hit it raw!)
Need proof that I cant stand Jay Leno? I knew that Jessica Alba was gonna be on and I didnt even bother to watch. And here I am blasting “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet” saying that she’s not the hottest MILF and Alessandra Ambrosio is. I might have to retract my statement.
Jessica Alba needs some Turd Ferguson inside of her.
MAH-MAH-MAH-MILF!
Two days ago I was all excited because Jessica Alba looked like she was looking to reclaim her “Baddest Bitch on the Planet” title and now this! WTF happened?
Thats the complete opposite of Baddest Bitch on the Planet.
I’ll leave me readers with vintage Alba.
