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JLo Is A 3 Time Loser

Monday, April 16th, 2007

Lets make it official, Jennifer Lopez is a 3 time loser. First Ojani Noa, then Chris Judd, and now Marc Anthony. Remember, she never married Puffy and Ben Affleck. Thank God she didnt cause that’ll be “strike 5″.

What is wrong with Jennifer Lopez? Are these men getting tired of tapping that phat ass? Are these men down to earth and JLo is to “Hollywood”? Whats going on? Im wondering if the reason for the latest breakup is due to Scientology? From what I’ve heard it’s Marc Anthony who wants to be the Scientologist but I might be wrong. So you really cant blame Jennifer for this one.

I’ve been thinking of dropping Jessica Alba for JLo, but Im not because I dont know if Jennifer Lopez would be a good fit for my reality show.

A message to Jennifer Lopez:
As of right now, I have a thing going on with Jessica Alba. Although she isnt aware of it, but still, we have something going on. However, there is always room for Jennifer Lopez. Let me know if you’re down for a 3-some.

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JLo Loves Sanjaya

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Last night on American Idol, Jennifer Lopez was the guest coach. Mind you, JLo cant sing if her ass depended on it. But anyway Sanjaya tried a new look, which he rocked a creepy looking goatee. He almost looked like a Indian Don Quijote. But the purpose of this blog is to show you the clip from American Idol. Watch a couple of things.

Watch Don Quijote’s goatee.
Watch JLo’s face when she is singing with Sanjaya.
Watch Sanjaya’s sister in the front row.

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Scientology & Ricans Dont Mix

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Scientology & Ricans don’t mix! What the fuck is Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony doing hanging out with Tom “Looney Toons” Cruise? According to this article from FoxNews.com J-Lo and Marc Anthony (call me gay if you want, he is my favorite salsa singer) they are already Scientologist. Ricans are supposed to be Catholics or Jehovah Witnesses. So what the hell are these two doing? Im confused!

The only thing I can think of is that by becoming a Scientologist you become a box office draw. I mean look at Travolta. That friggin guy made Get Shorty and made a killing. Tom Cruise cant make a movie that bombs at the box office. That guy is a nut case and everybody loves his movies. When was the last time J-Lo made a movie that made a lot of money?

Look Jennifer and Marc, dont do this to us Ricans. Ah ha! I know what it is. Jennifer and Marc have a movie coming out soon. This is all a publisity stunt. Thank Xenu!

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Who’s The Hottest? – Follow Up

Friday, February 9th, 2007

Here is a follow up blog to a recent post. AskMen.com is completely wrong! Beyonce is not the most hottest, desirable, cutest, sexiest or whatever label you want to give her. Hands down she’s not. This scientific poll is proof that she is not.

This poll is proving that the most hottest, desirable, cutest, sexiest woman is wither Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson. Beyonce isn’t even in the top five in my opinion or the poll. Have you seen her forehead? She has big bug-eyes and she might be older than she is claiming. And to put the icing on the cake, she’s dating Dino from the Flintstones.

I now understand that Johansson is recording an album, which is knocking her off the top three for me. Let the singers sing and let the actors act. I have two words for you, Jennifer Lopez.

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