But not so fast. Where are the Brits going to be taken? To the British embassy in Iran. Remember, back in the 70′s Iran held people from the US embassy in Iran hostage for months.

Now I have an insider in Iran and that person was involved in the negotiation of this hostage situation. And this person told me that the key bargaining chip in this whole situation was that Tony Blair set up a date between Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Elton John. What kind of date? Well, lets just say that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a raging homo and as all homo’s, he’s an Elton John fan. First reports say that Sir John was not happy saying, “He’s not my type. But I’ll do it for the troops.” Elton John’s husband was quoted as to saying, “Why Elton? Why didnt Tony offer Clay Aiken?”