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Clarkson Not Prego, Just Fat

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

All these rumors about the first American Idol being prego are crazy. The bitch is on a see-food diet. Bottom line, she is the complete opposite of Carrie Underwood.

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JLo Loves Sanjaya

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Last night on American Idol, Jennifer Lopez was the guest coach. Mind you, JLo cant sing if her ass depended on it. But anyway Sanjaya tried a new look, which he rocked a creepy looking goatee. He almost looked like a Indian Don Quijote. But the purpose of this blog is to show you the clip from American Idol. Watch a couple of things.

  1. Watch Don Quijote’s goatee.
  2. Watch JLo’s face when she is singing with Sanjaya.
  3. Watch Sanjaya’s sister in the front row.

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Word Of The Day

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

Good afternoon children. I have another word of the day for all of you. Its:

Sanjaya

The word Sanjaya means STD. I’ll use the word of the day in a sentence.

Every time I pee, it burns. I think its my inflaming Sanjaya.

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BLOGBLIGHT

Monday, March 12th, 2007

I recently received a comment on one of the American Idol blogs I wrote. It contained the gayest word ever: BLOGBLIGHT

Here is the definition according to some asshole named Slumming (he didnt leave a link to his blog. most likely scared to get ripped a new one) -
This blog is infested with blogblight: n. Malicious lies, half-truths, distortions and insinuations perpetuated mindlessly by bloggers publishing misinformation, photos or video from each others blogs, or the tabloids, with no thought to the veracity, authenticity or libelous nature of the content.

Why would anyone take the time to place a comment like this on a blog? Who is that gay? What kind of tool is this person? Doesnt he know Im just trying to be funny? Clearly, this person (most likely its a guy) has a thing for Ryan Seacrest and Clay Aiken. This person has no sense of humor what so ever.

Tell you what. If you dont like what Im blogging about, then dont read it. I get over 3,200 readers per week. One less American Idol fan is not going to make me cry.

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American Idol: Antonella Barba

Thursday, March 8th, 2007

Yeah… she’s hot and everything, but that bitch cant sing! Im thanking God that I haven’t watched a single episode of American Idol all season. Because there would be no way I could sit through this crap. Even if she takes great pictures.

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