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FHM’s Hot 100

Friday, April 24th, 2009

I never agree with these polls because usually who ever is #1 has something coming out and her PR firm paid a hefty fee for her to be in that position. But this time, I think I agree with FHM. Cheryl Cole is fuckin smoking hot!

Here are the top 10:

10. Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire will be the last time you see her.)
9. Anna Friel (Never heard of her.)
8. Kristin Kreuk (Girl next door hotness.)
7. Elisha Cuthbert (I would have agreed 3 years ago.)
6. Adriana Lima (No reason for her t be this low on the list.)
5. Keeley Hazell (Anyone with tits like that and a sex tape to boot is ok in my book.)
4. Britney Spears (Im sorry did I say Britney Spears? Huh? Isnt that Lima’s spot.)
3. Jessica Alba (The Baddest Bitch on the Planet, I’ve said that for years.)
2. Megan Fox (No complaint there.)

1. Cheryl Cole (I’d hit it raw!)

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Jessica Alba On Leno

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Need proof that I cant stand Jay Leno? I knew that Jessica Alba was gonna be on and I didnt even bother to watch. And here I am blasting “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet” saying that she’s not the hottest MILF and Alessandra Ambrosio is. I might have to retract my statement.

Jessica Alba needs some Turd Ferguson inside of her.

MAH-MAH-MAH-MILF!

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Kimmy K Has 3rd Degree Burns

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Kim Kardashian just got interesting. She posted this pic via Twitter of herself looking likea 3rd degree burn victim in Mexico. But whats mind boggling is that she still looks hot! Literally and figuratively.

Sun burnt and all…

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I Want To Bang Alessandra Ambrosio!

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

C’mon Tigre, theres space on the Alessandra Ambrosio band wagon. She’s definitely the hottest MILF on the planet. And in my opinion, way hotter than post baby Jessica Alba.

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Blondie Wanna Get Lucky?

Monday, April 13th, 2009

I’ll take the blonde, you can have the fish-face.

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