Im always thinking about baseball.  And the other day I was thinking about what it would take for the Cubs to win a World Series.  My first thought was a miracle.  Then I though that these 10 things would get them a World Series ring.

10 – The first 9 drunk off their rocker fans to get to the stadium will start in place of the players under contract.  Im sure they can do better.

9 -Stop calling yourselves “The Lovable Losers” and start calling yourselves “The New York Yankees”.

8 -Dig up Ted Williams and Babe Ruth, ask Barry Bonds, Robbie Alomar, Robin Yount, Mike Schmit and Bob Gibson to come out of retirement.  Then stick them on the field.

7 -Thing to do #7 on this list doesnt even matter.

6 -Hire God to manage the team.

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