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I Wish I Was Batman
Saturday, November 13th, 2010Pics of the Day
Saturday, November 13th, 2010
Your Friend Is Gay If… Part 4
Thursday, November 11th, 2010- He drinks black coffee and says, “Just how I like my men, strong and Back”
- His name is Perez Hilton
- His real name is Mark but wants people to call him “Madonna”
- He watches Glee for the music and not for Lea Michele
- He’s 5 feet 7 inches tall and weighs 150 pounds yet wants to play the center position during your annual Thanksgiving Turkey Bowl
- He’s a professional dancer
- Even though his eyes are brown, he gave himself the nickname “Greeneyes”
- He rides dick
- Says “I only kiss other guys when Im drunk”
- He collects anything other than panties that were left in his bedroom
- He wears a man scarf
- Makes his football picks based off the teams uniform color
- He thinks Brad Pitt and George Clooney are awesome
- He fights for gay rights
- He takes his own cell phone pics with a duck-face
- He has a gay room-mate who sleeps in the same bed with him
- He has snorted coke of another mans cock
- He goes to the beauty salon instead of the barber shop to get a hair cut
- He is on team Edward or team Jacob or team Coco
- He tans
- He kisses you on both cheeks when he sees you out in the street
- He dated Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Rosie Jones and Kelly Brook and broke up with them because they didnt do anything for him. Ok Im wrong about that one. He’s a real man
Steve Carell’s Anchorman Audition Clips
Thursday, November 11th, 2010
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Who Should Host The 2011 Oscar’s?
Wednesday, November 10th, 2010Its almost the middle of November and the Academy has not announced who will host the Oscars. Which means they wont be bringing back those two assholes Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, thank God. Hopefully they are really thinking this through because that award show is a nightmare to try and sit through. So here is a list of people I’d like to see host that visual Ambien of a show:
- Tracy Morgan – because he’s funny, wacky, raunchy and Black
- Jessica Alba – I just like looking at her
- Howard Stern – he’s on his way out of his Sirius show will need something to do
- AllyKC – because she’s fucking awesome
- The guy who invented peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches – because that guy needs to be applauded
- Me, Turd Ferguson – for obvious reasons
- Leah Dizon – never heard of her? now you have
- OchoCinco and Terrell Owens – them dudes are hilariously terrible on TV
- Charlie Sheen, Capri Anderson and Denis Richards – also for obvious reasons
- Tosh.O – dude is a GENIUS
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