Larry Birkhead is the daddy of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter. How obvious was it? Very. Howard K Stern knew he wasnt the father to that baby. Otherwise he would have made every attempt to prove it. This leads me to believe that Anna Nicole never let Howard play with the fun bags. And the reason why is because Howard is a snake in the grass. Anna Nicole was not attracted to jerks like him. She was attracted to jerks like Larry Birkhead who could have put up a better fight to get the child sooner.
Now we can finally put this rest. Lets just hope that Anna Nicoles mom doesnt decide to stick her ugly face in yet another custody battle.
Give me a break. Accidental? Thats ridiculous. Thats almost as ridiculous as Howard K Stern not taking the Maury Povich paternity test. We all know he’s not the daddy. He’s also the guy who gave the pills slash drugs to Anna Nicole, which caused her “accidental overdose”.
Look, this guy is the definition of Snake in the Grass. He bumped off Anna Nicoles son. Then he rubbed out Anna Nicole. And now he’s kidnapped Anna Nicoles daughter. Dont give me that shyt that he’s the father. A father would do anything to prove he is the father even if the kid is expected to receive about 7-trillion dollars. All he wants is that big inheritance.
Thats why I say, go on Maury Povich and get the test done. He’s the only one who can put this to an end.
Im a big fan of The Howard Stern Show. And today true fans would have loved the show. Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling made an appearance in the studio. However, his appearance S-U-C-K-E-D! I might have giggled maybe twice in the half hour he was there.
It was just listening to Jackie talk about Gary’s lips and teeth. Yawn! I thought Jackie would come on and have a great conversation with Howard but all Howard wanted to do was reminisce. Why? Because the interview was going no where. The only good thing was that Fred actually spoke.
Thank God Artie Lang is sitting in “The Jackie Chair”. I sure as hell dont miss him.
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How great would this be?
Anna Nicole Smith’s baby-daddy is actually OJ Simpson. Why wouldnt it be? They had a lot in common. They were both in that Naked Gun movie. They both liked drugs. Anna was White. Anna’s name was Nicole. Why cant OJ be the baby-daddy?
I have 7 more potential baby-daddy names. Here they are:
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