After a long hard (no pun intended) night of thinking it over, I’ve decided to pass up on Megan Fox, Jessica Alba or Maria Menounos
and make Minka Kelly my Valentines Day date. Expect her to make an announcement in about a month saying she’s pregnant with my child after getting the Wamp Wamp!
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Where have these tiggos been all my life?
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I love my wife, dont get me wrong. But all I want for Valentines Day is to bang Adrianna Lima. Im keeping my fingers crossed that she has been saving a lot of money because Im sure Lima doesnt come cheap. And you better believe that my wife will be in the bedroom… holding a camcorder.
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WHAT…
THE FUCK…
IS THIS?
Im all for Salma Hayek sharing her tiggos, but this is a bit extreme. Here she is breastfeeding a hungry baby in Africa. At first glance the baby looks like it could be either Jolie’s baby or Madonna’s baby. Because you know, they all look a like, right?
More after the video
Sure it looks like Salma is doing some good by feeding that baby with one of the best tits in all of Hollywood, but she’s not. See, when babies breastfeed they’re going to want to continue to breastfeed. So that kid might not want to eat unless he has that big ol’ tiggo in his mouth.
And why am I telling you this? Because Im jealous.
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Good Lord I wanna bang this chick! Thats enough tiggos for everyone! Me likey!
