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Saw this chick on TheChive.com and I instantly fell in love with the size of her rack.

A message to every woman
If you dont look like this, you should kill yourself because you’ll never look this hot.

Yes! Fuck Me! Please!

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American Apparel held an online contest to determine The Best Bottom in the World. I dont know if these are the best bottoms in the world, but their nothing to sneeze at. Peep the top 5.

WINNER
Name: Boom Boom from Santo Domingo. Im not lying, I would have voted for this ass because this pic was taken standing up. Theres no camera tricks. But I would have questioned my vote because she’s Dominican. Bitches are crazy. I know first hand.

RUNNER UP
Name: Maria from Austin. Im skeptical about this booty. Look at the angle shes in. Any girl with no ass will have a nice shape if she’s bent over the arm-rest of a couch.

3RD PLACE
Name: Mira from Chicago. Not bad. Could be a little bigger though. Good job rep’n the Chi.

4TH PLACE
Name: Stepho from Los Angeles. I would have NEVER voted for “Stepho” because I dont know if thats a dudes ass.

5TH PLACE
Name: Donk from Van City. Donk got it going on.

This is the ass that would have gotten my vote
Name: Munich from Louisville. Most niggy’s wouldnt even know what to do with that.

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I’ve been a big fan of Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit for a while now and its all thanks to the ass that she’s packin. HOWEVER! Theres a new Jessica Rabbit on the block! And this one got the total package. So I want you all to help me pick “The Real Jessica Rabbit” by voting at the bottom.

The new Jessica Rabbit

The old Jessica Rabbit

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