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Adriana Lima Is The Perfect Girl

Monday, June 1st, 2009

Case closed.  Game over.  Period. End of story. How ever else you want to make your point that Adriana Lima is:

  1. The reason I believe there is a God.
  2. God is a man.
  3. Adriana is the most perfect woman.

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sweet jesus

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Ass Video of the Day

Monday, June 1st, 2009

More after the video

I dont know what to think about that video other than these chicks below should each do this exercise in my bedroom.

Maliah Michel
maliah michel

Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit
jessica rabbit

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I Dodged A Bullet

Friday, May 29th, 2009

During my senior year at high school I dated this girl who everyone thought was a replica of Lisa Turtle from Saved by the Bell. I dated her up until I went to college. And that was last time I saw her too, that was about 10 years ago.

Now, yesterday I found her on FaceBook. Peeps… I dodged a bullet. She went from looking like this:

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To looking like this:

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Thank goodness I ended up with this:

wife

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I Want To Bang Diora Baird!

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Why isnt Diora Baird not carrying my baby? Or babies? If she were to even walk past me I’d get her pregnant without even touching her.

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Other chicks I want to bang are right here.

diora baird

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Holly Madison Got Stubs

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Yeah, Holly Madison looks hot in a bikini (not as hot as Kim Kardashian). But whats up with those stubby ass toes?

holly madsen

Stubs. I know, you dont care what her feet look like. Well, when someone is suposed to be hot, then their feet shouldnt look like someone chopped off half of her toes. As my boy Reggie would say, “Hell yeah I suck toes!”

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