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Im Dumping Jessica For Jennifer

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

It pains me to say this, but Im dumping Jessica “The MILFiest MILF” Alba for Jennifer Stano. Where has this trick been my whole life?!

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I Want To Bang This Chick Part 8

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Oh my goodness! Will you marry me? No seriously, marry me and let me impregnate you 20, 30 times.

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I Want to Bang Rosa Acosta!

Friday, July 24th, 2009

Other chicks I want to bang are right here: turdfergusonblog.com/category/i-want-to-bang/

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I Want To Bang Suelyn Medeiros!

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Two words: hot and dumb.

Seriously though, if she told me that I needed to sleep with a fat chick to get to her, I’d tell her that I’d sleep with 6 fat chicks to get to her. And when I get to her I’ll make sure I break out the love rug. I mean, she might be one of if not the hottest chick I’ve posted in this “I Want To Bang…” series.