I know I’ve said this before, but my pinga should be inside of Marisa Miller. I want my pinga to feel her sugar walls. I mean, look at her… she’s even a whooty!
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I Want To Bang Marisa Miller, Again
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009Sexy Female Athlete of the Day: Simona Halep
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009Anna Kornakorva was by far the sexiest female athlete until I saw the giant tigos on this chick. They’re huge! I mean, a sports bra aint gonna help that chick. Could you imagine if if men had balls that big? We wouldnt be able to walk. We’d have to invent a bra for nads. A Nad-Zier?
FHM’s Hot 100
Friday, April 24th, 2009I never agree with these polls because usually who ever is #1 has something coming out and her PR firm paid a hefty fee for her to be in that position. But this time, I think I agree with FHM. Cheryl Cole is fuckin smoking hot!
Here are the top 10:
10. Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire will be the last time you see her.)
9. Anna Friel (Never heard of her.)
8. Kristin Kreuk (Girl next door hotness.)
7. Elisha Cuthbert (I would have agreed 3 years ago.)
6. Adriana Lima (No reason for her t be this low on the list.)
5. Keeley Hazell (Anyone with tits like that and a sex tape to boot is ok in my book.)
4. Britney Spears (Im sorry did I say Britney Spears? Huh? Isnt that Lima’s spot.)
3. Jessica Alba (The Baddest Bitch on the Planet, I’ve said that for years.)
2. Megan Fox (No complaint there.)
1. Cheryl Cole (I’d hit it raw!)
Jessica Alba On Leno
Friday, April 17th, 2009Need proof that I cant stand Jay Leno? I knew that Jessica Alba was gonna be on and I didnt even bother to watch. And here I am blasting “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet” saying that she’s not the hottest MILF and Alessandra Ambrosio is. I might have to retract my statement.
Jessica Alba needs some Turd Ferguson inside of her.
MAH-MAH-MAH-MILF!
Kimmy K Has 3rd Degree Burns
Friday, April 17th, 2009Kim Kardashian just got interesting. She posted this pic via Twitter of herself looking likea 3rd degree burn victim in Mexico. But whats mind boggling is that she still looks hot! Literally and figuratively.
Sun burnt and all…
