A fellow Puerto Rican who can appreciate a Whooty put me up on The Whooty of the Day, Jayonna Fabro even though she should be the Whooty of the Month.
Height: 5’7
Measurements:36-26-43 (That 43 isnt a typo either.)
DOB:2/9/1983
Turn-ons:Good personality, Guys that smell good, nice smile and nice eyes
Special skills:basketball, cheer-leading (Huh? Cheer-leading? What kind of skill is that?)
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…and that purpose is to walk around in a bikini. Thats the only reason God (who by the way is clearly a man) put her on this Earth for? She has no talent. She couldnt work a regular 9-to-5. She couldnt work at Burger King. Shes not saving lives. Shes not giving speeches. So she was definitely put here to to walk around in a bikini giving hardons to men and bull dykes. And because thats her sole purpose for living I hope, no, I DEMAND that scientist create some kind of serum that keeps Kim from aging and losing that perfect bikini body for as long as mankind exist. We should also refer to her as “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet”.
She has a better ass than 98% of the Black and Puerto Rican population. Im actually writing a pilot for HBO, it supposed to be a comedy for Jim Carey but I’ve changed gears and decided that its gonna star Kim. And its no longer a comedy. Its gonna be about Kim Kardashian wants to marry but she wants to “experiment” with as many other hot woman as she can while I stand in the corner and beat the fuck off! Or it can be a reality show where she teaches women her blowy skills and Im her prop.
Sweet Jeezus
In the name of The Father, The Sun and Kim Kardashian. Amen.
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Although this Jessica Rabbit is losing to this Jessica Rabbit in my scientific online poll, she’s still sexy enough to give another post. Enjoy.
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I know whats the first thing you’re gonna say, “Turd, she’s a poor man’s Kim Kardashian.” Which is exactly why I know I can get her pregnant! Because she’s not Kim Kardashian. Francia seems fertile enough to catch my super-swimmers with her mouth and still get knocked up.
I cant wait for her to put this shirt on so I can play with her… um… video game.
Check out the phatty!
And she’s racked up!
Yes bitch you’re marrying me and having an entire brood. You just dont know it yet.
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I guess you can call Angie Sanselmente Valencia a “Queenpin”. She’s been training other models to move “beeks” (cocaine for all you non-users) across various borders. Angie is thought to be on the run somewhere in either Mexico or Argentina. Her drug syndicate was exposed in December last year after a 21-year-old blew the whistle after being caught with 55kg of cocaine at Buenos Aires airport.
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