A fellow Puerto Rican who can appreciate a Whooty put me up on The Whooty of the Day, Jayonna Fabro even though she should be the Whooty of the Month.
Height: 5′7
Measurements:36-26-43 (That 43 isnt a typo either.)
DOB:2/9/1983
Turn-ons:Good personality, Guys that smell good, nice smile and nice eyes
Special skills:basketball, cheer-leading (Huh? Cheer-leading? [...]

…and that purpose is to walk around in a bikini. Thats the only reason God (who by the way is clearly a man) put her on this Earth for? She has no talent. She couldnt work a regular 9-to-5. She couldnt work at Burger King. Shes not saving lives. [...]

Although this Jessica Rabbit is losing to this Jessica Rabbit in my scientific online poll, she’s still sexy enough to give another post. Enjoy.

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I know whats the first thing you’re gonna say, “Turd, she’s a poor man’s Kim Kardashian.” Which is exactly why I know I can get her pregnant! Because she’s not Kim Kardashian. Francia seems fertile enough to catch my super-swimmers with her mouth and still get knocked up.
I cant wait for her to [...]