• Home
 

Turd Ferguson's Blog

Yeah, I'll take the condom thing for, uh… eight thou.

halle berry

...now browsing by category

 

Honoring Black History Month With Hotties Part 3

Monday, February 15th, 2010

I heard this song on the radio today and I damn near crashed from laughing. I think the song is called Halle Berry by the creative Hurricane Chris. So, I decided to honor Black History Month with Halle Berry.

Photobucket

Photobucket

im single

turd ferguson, black history month, black girl, halle berry, hurricane chris, videom viral, celebirty

Posted in black history month, halle berry, i want to bang, id hit it, sexy | No Responses »

Thanking God

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

Folks, this is my 400th post. And I think its a pretty good one.

Theres a new guy that works with us. We call him Tracy Morgan because he’s a hustle man. Well Tracy was telling us a story about a chic he was hitting off. He said that she was a young 19 years old. She had the face of Halle Berry, the ass of Vida Guerra and the tits of Keeley Hazell.

Now this is a direct quote from Tracy: Man… son, when she took off her bra, I started thanking God. I told her, “May God continue to bless you.”, and I did the sign of the cross. Then when she turned around and dropped them draws, I looked up at God and with a smile on my face I chunk’d da deuce. That was my way of thanking God for that boo-tay.

Posted in god, god bless you, halle, halle berry, keeley, keeley hazell, sex, thank god, tracy morgan, vida, vida guerra | No Responses »

  • TURD FERGUSON INTERVIEWS
  • DANIELLE MOINET’S NFL PICKS
  • PARTNERS

  • NEW STUFF
    • Jessica Burciaga Flipbook
    • The King Is Back To Reclaim His Throne
    • Danielle Moinet’s Week 15 NFL Picks
    • Howard Stern Is The New Judge On America’s Got Talent
    • Ass Wednesday!
    • Turd Ferguson Interviews Page 3 Model Holly Peers
    • Links at Random
    • Metta World Peace Really Is Metta World Peace
    • Sarah Shahi Spends The Day In A Bikini
    • Titty Tuesday!
  • FIND US
  • FRIENDS
    REPOS DELIGHT TEMPE 12 CELEB JIHAD FORK PARTY WACKY BASTARDS QUITE INTERESTING NATIONAL SKIRT DAY PEREZ SOLOMAN MOON DOG SPORTS ROUGH MAG PICK ME UP NEWS BRONX GOBLIN SHIN BOW GUYS GAB BITS AND PIECES MANKIND UNPLUGGED SEXY CANDID PICS COLLEGE POISON BRO BIBLE AWWW YEAHS INAPPROPRIATE BUNNY FUNNY VIDEOS UBER GNOME ELLIOTT HARRIS DOG AND PONY SHOW STUDY BREAK
  • MORE PAGES
    • ADVERTISE WITH US!
    • CONTACT US
    • Danielle Moinet’s Weekly NFL Picks
    • MORE SITES TO WASTE YOUR TIME
    • OTHER SITES I WRITE FOR
    • TURD FERGUSON INTERVIEWS THE STARS

Powered by WordPress | © 2012 Turd Ferguson's Blog | Theme by WPHackr.com