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Monday, February 9th, 2009Chris Brown Gotta Left Hook
Monday, February 9th, 2009
So Chris Brown and Rihanna didnt make it to the Grammy’s last night. Rumor has it that Chris Brown introduced Rihanna to his left hook. He then like the soft chump I always thought he was, turned himself into the police. Yes he’s a chump. Sean Connery would agree.
More after the video
I could tell you right now why he sucka punched her. She must have been like: Does my ass look big in this dress? Do I look fat? Are you cheating on me with that sexy dancer? Im to famous to give head. And WHAMO! Left hook to the jaw.
Speaking of Rihanna not giving head, be on the look out for my list of celebs that dont give head.
“This bitch better get off me or its a upper cut to the throat.”
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Pass The Hater-Aid: Part 2
Monday, February 12th, 2007Pour me a tall glass of hater-aid with no ice please! This is part 2 of this series. Part one’s victim was Jessica Alba’s stupid kidnapper. Today, it’s Justin Timberlake. A.K.A., J.T.
This guy is clearly in the closet! Let me prove it to you.
- He was in that boy band with that other homo Lance Bass.
- He took his mom to the Grammy’s. No straight guy does that.
- He wears tight sweatpants.
- He rocks an even buzz cut, the preferred haircut of a fag.
He was dating Britney when she was hot. What happened? She found out his was a fag. Then he dated old ass Cameron Diaz. What happened? She wondered why he never plugged her. Now Jessica Biel. Poor Jessica. She’s hot, but not as hot as the other Jessica.
Oh! I got more hater-izm right here. Why do chics think he can sing? He sounds like he has his balls in a vise. He has no musical talent what-so-ever! Last night at the Grammy’s he had 2 performances. The first one he played the piano. He played the same two notes. Then he took a camera and recorded himself while “singing”. OK, OK, OK. So he can multitask. So what.
My last hater-aid is that this guy is the second biggest wigger on the planet. Theres KFed and J.T., wiggers in full effect! Listen to him talk. Even when he’s “singing” he’s trys to sound Black. All of the music he does is with Brotha’s.
Bottom line, Justin Timberlake is a fag in the closet who has no talent. And he thinks he’s Black.
Watch this video of this fag cry like the bitch he is.
Punk’D – Justin Timberlake – video powered by Metacafe
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