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Hi Five That Man!

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Not only do these two Miss Universe contestants look sexy as hell just standing there…

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They may have made one of the greatest sex tapes of all time. Trust me, I’ve seen them all (for research of course) and not Paris Hilton, not Kim Kardashian and not Carrie Prejean and her 8 tapes can hold a candle. So hi five that guy in these videos cause home boy is a P.I.M.P.!

Here are the links to the wonders that are Miss Japan and Miss Trinidad.

*NOTE TO ALL MEN*
Brace yourself, theres a lot of cock in these vids, but as my friends at UTVBlog put it:

“…cat might be the best human being the good lawd ever produced. Or at least the more effective mofo the devil ever licensed.”

Part 1 is the only part you need to watch. Parts 2 – 4 are just added bonuses.

Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

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Return of Vida’s Booty

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Vida’s ass: Because it deserves attention. May God continue to bless her.

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Id Hit It

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Thanking God

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

Folks, this is my 400th post. And I think its a pretty good one.

Theres a new guy that works with us. We call him Tracy Morgan because he’s a hustle man. Well Tracy was telling us a story about a chic he was hitting off. He said that she was a young 19 years old. She had the face of Halle Berry, the ass of Vida Guerra and the tits of Keeley Hazell.

Now this is a direct quote from Tracy: Man… son, when she took off her bra, I started thanking God. I told her, “May God continue to bless you.”, and I did the sign of the cross. Then when she turned around and dropped them draws, I looked up at God and with a smile on my face I chunk’d da deuce. That was my way of thanking God for that boo-tay.

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