Thats right, I want to marry Megan Fox. Stop what ever you’re doing and watch the video. Then tell me (no homo) if she doesnt make youway past chubbed up without showing any boobage.
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FHM’s Hot 100
Friday, April 24th, 2009I never agree with these polls because usually who ever is #1 has something coming out and her PR firm paid a hefty fee for her to be in that position. But this time, I think I agree with FHM. Cheryl Cole is fuckin smoking hot!
Here are the top 10:
10. Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire will be the last time you see her.)
9. Anna Friel (Never heard of her.)
8. Kristin Kreuk (Girl next door hotness.)
7. Elisha Cuthbert (I would have agreed 3 years ago.)
6. Adriana Lima (No reason for her t be this low on the list.)
5. Keeley Hazell (Anyone with tits like that and a sex tape to boot is ok in my book.)
4. Britney Spears (Im sorry did I say Britney Spears? Huh? Isnt that Lima’s spot.)
3. Jessica Alba (The Baddest Bitch on the Planet, I’ve said that for years.)
2. Megan Fox (No complaint there.)
1. Cheryl Cole (I’d hit it raw!)
I Want To Bang Alessandra Ambrosio!
Thursday, April 16th, 2009C’mon Tigre, theres space on the Alessandra Ambrosio band wagon. She’s definitely the hottest MILF on the planet. And in my opinion, way hotter than post baby Jessica Alba.
I Want To Bang: Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit: PT 2
Sunday, March 1st, 2009
For a long time I thought Jessica Alba was not only the hottest “Jessica”, but she was given the title of “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet” for a very long time and for good reason. But this isnt fair. Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit is… (damn! I just jizzed my draws!)
Fuck it, GAME OVER! Jessica AKA The future Miss Ferguson is banging!
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A Dream Come True
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009
I have many dreams in life, winning a trillion dollars, owning my own island, and so on. But one of my biggest dreams is to shag Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron and Jessica Alba at the same time.
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My Valentines Day Gift
Thursday, February 12th, 2009
I love my wife, dont get me wrong. But all I want for Valentines Day is to bang Adrianna Lima. Im keeping my fingers crossed that she has been saving a lot of money because Im sure Lima doesnt come cheap. And you better believe that my wife will be in the bedroom… holding a camcorder.
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