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Hi Five That Man!

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Not only do these two Miss Universe contestants look sexy as hell just standing there…

They may have made one of the greatest sex tapes of all time. Trust me, I’ve seen them all (for research of course) and not Paris Hilton, not Kim Kardashian and not Carrie Prejean and her 8 tapes can hold a candle. So hi five that guy in these videos cause home boy is a P.I.M.P.!

Here are the links to the wonders that are Miss Japan and Miss Trinidad.

*NOTE TO ALL MEN*
Brace yourself, theres a lot of cock in these vids, but as my friends at UTVBlog put it:

“…cat might be the best human being the good lawd ever produced. Or at least the more effective mofo the devil ever licensed.”

Part 1 is the only part you need to watch. Parts 2 – 4 are just added bonuses.

Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

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Womans Soccer Fight

Friday, November 6th, 2009

If you havent seen this little firecracker of a soccer player from the University of New Mexico named Elizabeth Lambert.

Here are some fun facts about Elizabeth:

She hates cute blonds.
She hates cute brunettes.
She can fight.
She clearly didnt grow up in the Suburbs.

I say “clearly” because no Suburbanite would ever behave like this. She must have grown up in Newark or Compton. By the way, seeing girls act like this is making me chub the fuck up making! So with that being said, the blond that gets punched in the back is this weeks Sexiest Female Athlete.