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Justin Bieber Gets Haircut, Manages to Look Gayer
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011Proof Justin Beiber is Gay
Monday, December 6th, 2010
Your Friend Is Gay If… Part 4
Thursday, November 11th, 2010- He drinks black coffee and says, “Just how I like my men, strong and Back”
- His name is Perez Hilton
- His real name is Mark but wants people to call him “Madonna”
- He watches Glee for the music and not for Lea Michele
- He’s 5 feet 7 inches tall and weighs 150 pounds yet wants to play the center position during your annual Thanksgiving Turkey Bowl
- He’s a professional dancer
- Even though his eyes are brown, he gave himself the nickname “Greeneyes”
- He rides dick
- Says “I only kiss other guys when Im drunk”
- He collects anything other than panties that were left in his bedroom
- He wears a man scarf
- Makes his football picks based off the teams uniform color
- He thinks Brad Pitt and George Clooney are awesome
- He fights for gay rights
- He takes his own cell phone pics with a duck-face
- He has a gay room-mate who sleeps in the same bed with him
- He has snorted coke of another mans cock
- He goes to the beauty salon instead of the barber shop to get a hair cut
- He is on team Edward or team Jacob or team Coco
- He tans
- He kisses you on both cheeks when he sees you out in the street
- He dated Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Rosie Jones and Kelly Brook and broke up with them because they didnt do anything for him. Ok Im wrong about that one. He’s a real man
My 2-Cents on That Gay Rutgers Student
Friday, October 1st, 2010Being as a straight man, it creeps me out to even listen to a conversation about guy-on-guy sex acts. It just does. Im sorry. Call me immature, but it makes me want to vomit the chicken I ate last week. But this isnt about me. Its about the guy not who was taking it in the ass or getting his chin tapped by a pair of balls. Its about the guy who was doing the taping.
You see Dharun Ravi, the video-taper claims to have gone into another room and watched his room mate Tyler Clementi have sex with another man. Really? That might be the gayest act in this whole mess. I have never in my life, have ever want to sit in another room and felt the need to watch a dude fuck another dude. Not in person. Not on video. Not even in cartoons. NEVER. Thats just gay! G-A-Y! GAY! I asked all of my male friends if they ever wanted to do that and they all to a man wanted to kick my ass for even asking. I even asked my gay friends (yes Turd Ferguson has a few gay friends) and they didnt want to watch some gay shit like that!
Heres something to think about. The video-taper is an Indian man, because lets face it with a name like Dharun Ravi you have to be Indian. How many Indian men do you know that are straight? None! I dont know any! Seriously, next time you see an Indian dude take a look at him and I dare to say to yourself, “Yeah, he looks like a straight man.” because you wont. They all look like fruits. And not that there is anything wrong with that but I think the video-taper is a bigger fag than Tyler Clementi.
Just saying.
